OK, I can tell that there is no answer to my questions, or answers would have poured out already.
You can't fix a really sick PC. There's no way to do an IE transplant. When IE is dead, so is the PC. Only erasing the whole darn thing and reinstalling my VM will cure the problem. How sad.
So here I am, putting the whole VM in the trash again. I'm sure glad I made copies of it.
I can't believe I'm going to have to activate my Windows XP again.
