I don't mind the snow and cold so much, but I'm recovering (or trying to) from the flu and this crap with the temp hitting 75 one day and being in the low 30's the next then back to the 70's then the 30's again is drving me crazy.
Random email I received today, thought it was cute:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.. Shelooked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
Random email I received today, thought it was cute:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.. Shelooked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
I don't mind the snow and cold so much, but I'm recovering (or trying to) from the flu and this crap with the temp hitting 75 one day and being in the low 30's the next then back to the 70's then the 30's again is drving me crazy.
Were we separated at birth? The exact same thing is happening with me. The flu is awful.