I made a concoction once... thought I blogged it somewhere but I guess not. I called it a turbadog... tukey, bacon, hotdog.
Start with a hotdog. Wrap it in several slices of turkey. Wrap that head-to-toe with bacon and fry it up crisp. Flatten several pieces of white bread into a wrap for the turbadog. Slather in mayonnaise and fry up to a golden brown.
It was fexcellent. Wish I could find the picture...