*The Celebrity Thread*

[kokogirl]

Originally Posted by Youngbinks

The sad thing is that Lohan used to be moderately attractive.

Lohan was a total cutie. When she came out with the mean girls movie, my husband said she would be a huge star. Then she went crazy with the booze, etc. Very sad, IMO. She is really cute, charismatic and talented.

[iCafe]

MEGAN FOX IS A NERD

Megan Fox went to the Fox All Star Party two nights ago on the Santa Monica Pier and she did it wearing this kick ass Star Wars shirt. Woah, I think my light saber just got bigger! Hahahaha! Get it? Do you get it? I was referring to my iPhone.

[iCafe]

TOM IS SHORT. OH I GUESS I WAS WRONG

Jared has some pictures up today showing a very stately Tom Cruise. He’s been 5’6” for 20 years but as of last night he’s a damn giant. Maybe it's forced perspective or whatever but they’re the same height, at best, and last night Katie was wearing 3-inch heels, yet Tom still looks taller. So this can only mean he’s wearing lifts. Which is funny. I hope this is his new thing. I dream of the day he gets out of the limo and clomps his feet down and sticks his arms out and waves them in big circles to keep his balance as he steps down the red carpet in KISS boots from 1978, all while grinning like an idiot and pretending none of this is happening.

[iCafe]

SNAGGLETOOTH IS ON THE PROWL

Kirsten Dunsts red-hot career has cooled off slightly since "Spiderman 3", which is crazy. Just look at that smile. It lights up the page, and my heart. She’s got it all. Cold clammy fishlike skin, dead lifeless eyes, and creepy little baby pebble teeth offset by two big giant fangs. All the timeless marks of beauty. If I were a producer I would bet people would come from miles around to watch Kirsten Dunst haltingly deliver lines in my movie. But at least her love life is still cookin. The New York Post says today that Kiki has her sexy sights set on Emile "The Movie Killer" Hirsh. What a lucky guy.

Watch out Emile Hirsch - Kirsten Dunst has her eye on you. Our spy saw the rehabbed starlet smoking cigarettes outside the Bowery Hotel and told us, "Kirsten was there just to see Emile." After she finished her cig, the source said, Kirsten followed the press-shy actor to club Bowery Electric next door. "She was all alone," our snitch said. "She was going to the bar just to see him." But just two days later, OK! magazine reports, Dunst was "all over Justin Long trying to kiss him."

I think that if Kirsten Dunst was all over you, and repeatedly bringing her mouth and those teeth towards your face, you could chop off her head and get away with it. I think reasonable people could accept that you at least suspected she might be a zombie. You do realize that if they bite you, you become a zombie too right? They're very dangerous. Is she a zombie? No, probably not. But maybe. Look at her. It's certainly possible. Close your eyes and picture someone who just clawed their way out of a grave. Now hose that person off and give them a dress. Now who does that look like?

[Luckykelleyk]

Originally Posted by iCafe

TOM IS SHORT. OH I GUESS I WAS WRONG

Jared has some pictures up today showing a very stately Tom Cruise. He’s been 5’6” for 20 years but as of last night he’s a damn giant. Maybe it's forced perspective or whatever but they’re the same height, at best, and last night Katie was wearing 3-inch heels, yet Tom still looks taller. So this can only mean he’s wearing lifts. Which is funny. I hope this is his new thing. I dream of the day he gets out of the limo and clomps his feet down and sticks his arms out and waves them in big circles to keep his balance as he steps down the red carpet in KISS boots from 1978, all while grinning like an idiot and pretending none of this is happening.

Whats with the 70's- 80's hair on Katie holmes?

[IphoneTony]

Originally Posted by Youngbinks

The sad thing is that Lohan used to be moderately attractive.

so correct I would not touch her with anyone elses 8=====D

[iCafe]

HAHAHA, YOU SUCK HEIGL

Katherine Heigl has all but knocked on their door and kicked her producers in the balls, so it should come as no surprise that Us Weekly is reporting that her character may be killed off of "Grey’s Anatomy", and that it could happen very quickly. Us says…

The idea came after Heigl, 29, withdrew herself from Emmy contention, saying that she didn’t feel she was “given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.”
In response to Heigl’s griping, staffers are considering giving her character, Dr. Izzie Stevens, a brain tumor.
“[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her,” the source tells Us. “It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

Now damn that's cool. It's about time someone stood up to these ... oh wait. When they said she didn’t know if she would live or die they meant on the show, huh? Well, it’s a start.

[Buffy]

iCafe, if you like this stuff you should check out Crabby's Hollywood if you haven't already; a real snarky site with searing but hilarious commentary.

[iCafe]

WHO'S THAT HANDSOME DEVIL

Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Details are very scarce but TMZ says he was arrested around 2am in a parking lot outside a Buffalo Wild Wings. assuming sexual battery means he was humping someone. Someone who didn't want to get humped. Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings wanting nothing but a night of epicurean delights, but what they got was an evening of deception.

UPDATE - Fox News just said he is being held for alleged possession of cocaine and marijuana.  But this is Andy Dick so just drop the "Alleged" He's guilty.

p.s. he “inappropriately fondled” a 17 year old waitress. Cops showed up and found weed and Xanax in his pockets. Which is why I almost never get high and hump teenage girls anymore. They get all stuck up. Why do we have to get the cops involved here, baby.

p.p.s. Andy Dick related to Hayesimus... hmm.... eerie similarties

[iCafe]

RAMPAGE JACKSON IS UNDER ARREST

Rampage Jackson is not having a good week. Last Saturday night he lost his UFC light heavyweight title to Forrest Griffin, and just moments ago the scene above played out, after police stopped him as a suspect in a hit and run. TMZ says…

Law enforcement sources tell us, Rampage was in a car crash near Newport Beach (that's near Laguna Beach in the O.C.) and then split the scene. Cops gave chase and eventually caught up and charged him with felony hit and run and felony evading arrest.

Rampage is maybe the most charismatic and likeable athlete to come around since Barkley, but he’s no criminal mastermind. He committed a hit and run in a truck with his name and picture on the side. “Can you describe the vehicle that hit you, sir?” “Yes, imagine if Rampage Jackson was a truck.”