Originally Posted by Europa
There aren't any in Okinawa though. I went through Slurpee withdrawals for 2 years while stationed at Kadena AB

Well, this was in the 1980s; I can't remember if I was TDY to Yokota or Kadena at the time.
It was right down the street from this place that had edible condoms in the window called "Lickety Dicks."
I kid you not.