Originally Posted by mittenman
Doesn't get a blue ribbon for nothin'..........
Ha! Reminds me of a blue ribbon joke---2 girls are in Scotland on vacation. As they're walking about town, seeing the sights, they come upon a Scot sitting against a tree sleeping, in a kilt and all. Remembering the tale that a true Scotsman wears nothing under his kilt, they sneak a look. Yep, nothing. They decide to let him know they were there, so one of them takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his johnson. A little while later, the Scot wakes up and, feeling something tied to his member, lifts his kilt to find a blue ribbon tied to it. He smiles and says, "I don't know where ya've been laddie, but at least you took first place!"