Not very interesting when you think about the 'points of failure' for the iphone.
Say What?
Call quality on the iPhone is pathetic, and it's mostly because of the tiny speaker. It has to be aligned with your ear canal with the accuracy of a laser-guided ninja doing cataract surgery, or else the volume cuts down to nothing as the sound waves bounce uselessly around your ear shells.
I have never had this issue...maybe I just clean my ears too well in the shower?
Dropped Calls and Data Gaps
If, like Will Smith in Enemy of the State, you're trying to avoid the eagle eye of Big Brother, the iPhone. could be for you. It drops calls, fails to connect and doesn't even ring sometimes — not for everyone, but more often than any other phone we're currently using.
I have had this issue...but so have others with AT&T and other carriers
on different phones!! near where I live.
You Can't Answer If it Doesn't Ring
Perhaps the worst of the iPhone's problems is its ability to sit there stealthily and ignore incoming calls. With no ring or vibrate to clue you in, your friends and family are redirected to voicemail… or just treated to silence. If you're in a two-iPhone family, it can be a case of the deaf leading the mute.
The wife and I have never had this issue, we are both iphone users. Truthfully, I don't personally know anyone with an iphone that has had this issue.
The iPhone Might Burn Your Face Off
According to our ultra-sciencey test, it is extremely unlikely that the iPhone will burn your face off… Nevertheless, pressing a large, flat surface to your cheek is always going to be sweaty… Thus the current trend for people to walk down the street with their phones on hands-free, yelling into the mike at the bottom while they hold the rest of the phone away from their faces.
The author is
reaaallllly reaching for a complaint on this one. What iphone-sized-phone that rests on your face doesn't cause this? I'm not usually on my cell phone for an hour straight so I really don't have this issue though.
iPhone Battery Life
A couple of hours of Google Maps over 3G and you'll be lost in the woods without even the possibility of phoning for help. Compare that to the good old days when your phone would last a week without charging, and you'll wonder why you ever bothered to switch.
Show me a phone with large touchscreen that will last longer than a day on a single charge, with using above said apps. This isn't iphone-specific and hugely a moot point.
The iPhone Sucks — So What?
If the iPhone is inaudible, unconnected, on fire and out of battery, why is the thing so popular? The fact is, although the iPhone is the worst phone in the world, it's the best handheld computer there is.
Opinions are a wonderful thing on the internet...it's just too bad when one as biased and full of holes as this one makes the 'front page', so to speak.