For Geordisjd & JJ

[Buffy]

Well, since this looks like it's becoming the random thread of the Mac section, I'll put my Hillary joke here:

Hillary Clinton was concerned with the way her campaign was heading, so she visited a fortune teller to gain some insight.

The fortune teller gazed into her crystal ball and finally said,
"I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you will win the election. The bad news is that your husband, Bill, will be dead within a year."

Hillary stared intently back at the fortune teller and asked,
"Will I be convicted?"




ba da boom!

[geordisjd]

Good one. I like this one too:


Hillary Clinton vs. God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

[depthnerd]

Originally Posted by geordisjd

Good one. I like this one too:


Hillary Clinton vs. God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

I remember hearing that back when Bill was president and people thought that Hillary was running the country with Bill as cover up.

[Buffy]

Now THAT is a good one, Geordisjd - I'm stealing it! ::snicker::

[Hayesimus]

yes i agree. that was a perfect joke. i even could hear their voices when i thought of them saying the stuff. and hilary is definitely in character lol. kudos!

[jjvaldez]

Originally Posted by Starry

Why is it that you can't speak/type to people with respect and you start throwing demands out? WHY do you do that? Do you know how insulting you can be to people and you're what 16-17 years old? Who cares what Coasts posted, did it hurt you? did it bother you? IGNORE it but don't start playing "Moderator" we have enough of them here and they are pretty freakin good at what they do, they don't need your help!

I'm so sick of people treating others here like they don't deserve to be here, or they think they are better than others cause of what they have or don't have...WHO CARES... does it make you feel THAT Much more a MAN Depth? Did you get your "Power" Kick off it? No.. it was useless garbage as always. I like you kid.. you have your moments.. but lighten up...stop taking things to the extreme.. LIFE is too SHORT to deal with STUPID stuff!

I'm stepping off my soapbox now.. and the only reason I'm posting this is cause I'm frankly tired of people telling me I have NO RIGHT to be here cause I don't help anyone... I have what I call friends here, I can go to Tinman, KNK, John, OJ, IPhoneTony, Hondamaker and anyone else I missed and can get help in a heartbeat if I need it.. but I also value WHO they are... and I believe in my heart they value me. So come on.. LIGHTEN the heck up and have fun on the boards don't be so quick to insult someone.. its just not worth it!

I'm done!

umm yea you missed me... im your hommie

[Starry]

Originally Posted by jjvaldez

umm yea you missed me... im your hommie

That you ARE! And I'm SO VERY sorry for missing you on the list... it was not intentional how can I overlook YOU of all PEOPLE!

*deep sigh* y'all are so awesome