15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore

[seb481]

If you're a member of this forum, it means you're probably really into your iPhone, having spent hours looking for apps, or customizing your springboard and stuff.

So, do you think you are an iPhone whore?

Well, I know I am! I never miss an opportunity to use my iPhone and talk about it. I don't brag about it! No, I simply tell people what a great device it is.

The 15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore:

1. You're a member of an iPhone forum
2. You posted more than 500 posts in this forum
3. You jailbreaked your iPhone
4. You know what BSD Subsystem is
5. You say the word "iPhone" more than 20 times a day
6. You're googling "porn for iPhone"
7. You're getting wet just thinking about July 11th
8. You think the iPhone could save lives if used properly
9. You have a nickname for your iPhone (mine is iPhoney)
10. Your gf is not allowed to use your iPhone
11. You don't talk to people who own a BlackBerry
12. The Verizon Voyager's ad makes you laugh
13. You look at Helio's owners with pity
14. You feel like your penis got bigger since you got your iPhone
15. You would buy an iPhone even if it was $1000

Anything to add to this list???

[RyanP]

That's hilarious--it wasn't until the past two months that I would let my gf play with the iPhone (even though I've had it almost a year). Good list.

[Saverino]

There are some funny things on that list.

[seb481]

Originally Posted by Saverino

There are some funny things on that list.

Please feel free to add some more you might think relevant...

[Saverino]

Originally Posted by seb481

Please feel free to add some more you might think relevant...

Haha...ill try thinking of some.....

[psylichon]

16. When people ask you what's new, you find yourself discussing the latest jailbreak apps or 3G info. Even when the person who asked doesn't own nor wish to own an iPhone

[psylichon]

9. Tiffany... Tiffany the iphone (pronounced IF-ah-nee)

[kneshoba]

9. Kneshoba the iPhone

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......

[seb481]

Originally Posted by kneshoba

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......

Haha, that's over the board!

[kokogirl]

Good post!

My iphone has a little iplop beanbag bed for my desk at work.