Iphone of my Dreams

[iemploy]

I'm waiting for the iphone that gives me results of what I want just by reading my mind An iphone that I could actually talk to and ask it questions, it gives me the answers. If I look up "how is the weather in Florida" I don't want the answer of "how many feathers are in florida".

[impaler]

Don't hold your breath.

[iemploy]

Yeah I know. Well as a scuba instructor, the number one rule I teach is never to hold your breath, so that fits in well

[styfle]

That reminds me of a comedian (i dont remember his name so shout it out if you do) that was mentioning how technology and old people dont mix. In the future where all you have to do is think about something and it will happen, old people will still screw it up.
Grandpa: how do I turn on the TV again?
Grandson: you just think about it and it turns on, grandpa
Grandpa: mmm, ok
Grandson: grandpa, the toaster just turned on. are you thinking about toast?
Grandpa: i do like toast
Grandson: just think about the tv and it will turn on!

[gea]

you've been watching way tooo many star trek shows

[iemploy]

who me ahhh come on