Horrible Movies [Archive]

Europa

11-03-2009, 02:51 AM

Yeah, we needed another movie thread...

List the worst movies of all time here.

Mine: Nacho Libre, Species 2, Darkness, Epic Movie, & Date Movie.

Londonrockz568

11-03-2009, 02:57 AM

House of 1000 corpses.

acosmichippo

11-03-2009, 03:04 AM

transformers 2

anything with john travolta that isn't pulp fiction

transformers 1

transformers 3

Londonrockz568

11-03-2009, 03:06 AM

I agree, transformers was just bad acting and explosions.

Napoleon_PhoneApart

11-03-2009, 03:10 AM

The Strangers.

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:12 AM

Being seated on the front row at an IMAX theater showing Transformers 2 is torture.

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:20 AM

SAW6, we made fun of it for 20 minutes and then walked out after after seeing the ultrasound image.

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:31 AM

Youngbinks

11-03-2009, 03:41 AM

I'm Not Rappaport
Wolf Creek

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:48 AM

Repo! the Genetic Opera

acosmichippo

11-03-2009, 04:13 AM

I'm asking people at work what the worst movie of all time is. Here are the results:
1-I'll get back to you later
2-Pulp Fiction
3-Brokeback Mountain
4-I don't watch movies
5-Pulp Fiction

bah, that's Utah...
I loved Brokeback and PF.

this is a perfect example where an opinion (two, actually) can be wrong. at least person #4 had the good sense to know they shouldn't comment.

macgirl

11-03-2009, 10:15 AM

Agreed on the Transformers 2, but I must admit I kind of liked the first one.

Mission Impossible 2
Snakes on a Plane
In the Name of the King
The Devil's Rejects
The Ring 2

I'm asking people at work what the worst movie of all time is. Here are the results:
1-I'll get back to you later
2-Pulp Fiction
3-Brokeback Mountain
4-I don't watch movies
5-Pulp Fiction

bah, that's Utah...
I loved Brokeback and PF.

What? They thought Pulp Fiction was bad? Oy. It is gory and vulgar, but it's brilliantly done. Do they not know it's on the American Film Institute's top 100 list? PF is in my top 5 favorite movies list.

Europa

11-03-2009, 10:19 AM

Agreed on the Transformers 2, but I must admit I kind of liked the first one.

Mission Impossible 2
Snakes on a Plane
In the Name of the King
The Devil's Rejects
The Ring 2

What? They thought Pulp Fiction was bad? Oy. It is gory and vulgar, but it's brilliantly done. Do they not know it's on the American Film Institute's top 100 list? PF is in my top 5 favorite movies list.
Yeah, they both agreed that it wasn't a terrible movie after I pointed out that it didn't have any of the elements of one, such as boring, cliche, bad acting, worse dialogue...

Napoleon_PhoneApart

11-03-2009, 10:20 AM

So you influenced them to change their opinions? :dft012:wink

juls1585

11-03-2009, 10:25 AM

nacho libre and dude wheres my car..

i have NEVER been able to watch all of dude wheres my car. i always fall asleep at the part where they find their tattoos. its horrible

Europa

11-03-2009, 10:28 AM

So you influenced them to change their opinions? :dft012:wink
Yeah, I guess so. Does that make me a horrible person? :dft002:amazed

TarekElsakka

11-03-2009, 12:37 PM

Horrible movies:

Halloween II
Terminator Salvation
Friday the 13th (all parts)
Resident Evil (fail)
Most Zombie movies

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 12:43 PM

The first Transformers was actually pretty good. The second Transformers had nothing but a weak plot and too much "action." That's all the movie thrived off of. Anyway... some food for thought:

From Justin to Kelly

Youngbinks

11-03-2009, 03:01 PM

I agree on The Ring 2. It was horrendous for all the wrong reasons.

Anchorman
Land of the Lost
Envy (with Jack Black and Ben Stiller)

Londonrockz568

11-03-2009, 03:04 PM

Zoolander.
Evolution
Atonement. (Longest waste of my time ever)

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 03:13 PM

Anchorman
Land of the Lost
Envy (with Jack Black and Ben Stiller)

I thought Anchorman was funny. Definitely not everybody's style of humor though...

Youngbinks

11-03-2009, 03:14 PM

I really tried to like Anchorman but I just can't. I find it much better when people other than Will Ferrell quote Anchorman. I also HATED Jack Black's cameo in the movie. Just bad.

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 03:15 PM

I really tried to like Anchorman but I just can't. I find it much better when people other than Will Ferrell quote Anchorman. I also HATED Jack Black's cameo in the movie. Just bad.

LOL when he kicked his dog off the bridge?!

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:15 PM

RV.........

Youngbinks

11-03-2009, 03:20 PM

LOL when he kicked his dog off the bridge?!

Ugh yes.

I just don't find Jack Black to be entertaining in the least.

School of Rock
Envy
That Pick of Destiny movie

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 03:20 PM

RV

I really like Robin Williams. He is probably my overall favorite actor. He definitely is getting into a "bad movie" hitch lately. With RV, Man of the Year...

Napoleon_PhoneApart

11-03-2009, 03:21 PM

Zoolander.
Evolution
Atonement. (Longest waste of my time ever)

I actually liked Evolution. I liked the cast and the story. I also liked the segment of song they were playing near the beginning, so I looked it up - Patty Larkin's "Regroovin' The Dream."

Londonrockz568

11-03-2009, 03:21 PM

REally people??

Throw in a little Highschool Musical, Jonas Brothers crap, and Hanna montana.

Youngbinks

11-03-2009, 03:23 PM

I actually liked Evolution. I liked the cast and the story. I also liked the segment of song they were playing near the beginning, so I looked it up - Patty Larkin's "Regroovin' The Dream."

I agree with liking Evolution. Duchovny was great.

REally people??

Throw in a little Highschool Musical, Jonas Brothers crap, and Hanna montana.

Those are all so obviously terrible I don't think anyone wanted to say them.

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:28 PM

I actually liked Evolution. I liked the cast and the story. I also liked the segment of song they were playing near the beginning, so I looked it up - Patty Larkin's "Regroovin' The Dream."
This one! I like it too. The movie was only okay though.

http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt330/Europa1300/ba2725c9.jpg?t=1257280045

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 03:29 PM

What guy wouldn't like the Hanna Montana stuff...?

Napoleon_PhoneApart

11-03-2009, 03:30 PM

This one! I like it too. From what I remember, the movie wasn't very good thought.

I don't know what the movie thought, but I still liked it. My opinion.

iphonewarrior

11-03-2009, 03:37 PM

Transformers is quite good I think, you have to remember that the original cartoon was for children. I think there are too many jealous Optimus Prime haters here.... J/K

I have only 1 film which I think is so poor. Crank 2

Europa

11-03-2009, 03:49 PM

Napoleon, I'm going to watch it again and see if I can stay awake this time.

cliffeman

11-03-2009, 05:26 PM

Any movie directed by Uwe Boll. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/112.gif

Londonrockz568

11-03-2009, 05:37 PM

Any movie directed by Uwe Boll. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/112.gif

omg He is HORRIBLE. Did you know he pitched to direct the now killed off HALO movie?

psylichon

11-03-2009, 05:54 PM

Transformers is quite good I think, you have to remember that the original cartoon was for children. I think there are too many jealous Optimus Prime haters here.... J/K

Please, that movie was horrible for all. OP didn't even look like OP and what the hell was Megatron supposed to be? And don't get me started on Mr. Labeouf. Argh.

For classic "so bad it's good" cinema, check out Monkey Shines.

http://monkeycide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/monkey_shines.jpg

Napoleon_PhoneApart

11-03-2009, 05:59 PM

Monkey Shines was compelling, somehow...

This is one of my favorite "cult" films. I mean, who couldn't like a movie about evil yogurt? And starring Michael Moriarty?

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/Gathomblipoob/182c49e5.jpg

Another obscure favorite of mine is:

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w20/Gathomblipoob/c9f5d6fd.jpg

It used to be described as "A Medieval Odyssey," but was changed to "A Time Travel Adventure" to make it more palatable to potential viewers.

evolution83

11-03-2009, 06:26 PM

http://i37.tinypic.com/vyvzt1.jpg

Krunk83

11-03-2009, 08:45 PM

I agree on The Ring 2. It was horrendous for all the wrong reasons.

Anchorman
Land of the Lost
Envy (with Jack Black and Ben Stiller)

Anchorman may be the funniest movie of all time, next to Old School and The Big Lebowski

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 08:48 PM

Anchorman may be the funniest movie of all time, next to Old School and The Big Lebowski

Oh man, Old School is hilarious!

Krunk83

11-03-2009, 08:50 PM

Worst movies of all time:

1. The English Patient :020:throwup
2. Juno
3. Jumper
4. Envy

KabaModern

11-03-2009, 08:51 PM

Worst movies of all time:

1. The English Patient :020:throwup
2. Juno
3. Jumper
4. Envy

You didn't like Jumper? Really? It definitely wasn't a masterpiece but I wouldn't classify it under "Worst movies of all time" .... There are far worse movies out there!

Krunk83

11-03-2009, 08:52 PM

Oh man, Old School is hilarious!

Yes, it's also up there with Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and King Pin.

Krunk83

11-03-2009, 08:57 PM

You didn't like Jumper? Really? It definitely wasn't a masterpiece but I wouldn't classify it under "Worst movies of all time" .... There are far worse movies out there!

Story is horrible, there is no story or plot. Acting is horrible. I had to turn it off after 25 minutes. We are just supposed to believe these people can warp places? It gives no explanation, at least from what I saw of it. It's super cheesy. And who the hell is Samuel L. Jackson's character? A NSA agent who follows the jumpers and has a stick that shocks them and prevents them from warping?

Hondamaker

11-03-2009, 09:11 PM

Nobody mentioned Jeepers Creepers. I ranted about this abortion of a movie for months. How the hell does a demon--who only comes out every 20-some years--get personalized license plates and drive his own truck? He doesn't look human, and doesn't speak English. Then, at the end, he's whistling the tune Jeepers Creepers. Ahhhhh....!!!!!

Hondamaker

11-03-2009, 09:12 PM

Yes, it's also up there with Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and King Pin.

Noooooo!!! Jim Carey is not funny!! :dft007:angry

Europa

11-03-2009, 09:14 PM

Please, that movie was horrible for all. OP didn't even look like OP and what the hell was Megatron supposed to be? And don't get me started on Mr. Labeouf. Argh.

For classic "so bad it's good" cinema, check out Monkey Shines.

http://monkeycide.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/monkey_shines.jpg
Monkey Shines!
I kind of liked that one.

Krunk83

11-03-2009, 09:14 PM

Noooooo!!! Jim Carey is not funny!! :dft007:angry

In those movies he is. Me, Myself, and Irene too!:dft011:wicked_smile

cliffeman

11-04-2009, 01:08 AM

omg He is HORRIBLE. Did you know he pitched to direct the now killed off HALO movie?

I remember hearing about that. Thank gawd that didn't happen. The good news, studio's aren't allowing him any more theatrical releases of any of his future films.:dft003:coolkid

acosmichippo

11-04-2009, 03:42 AM

Juno

great, i thought i had killed off those brain cells remembering that movie.

thanks a lot.

TarekElsakka

11-04-2009, 05:00 AM

Anchorman may be the funniest movie of all time, next to Old School and The Big Lebowski

True. But as some one here said earlier, everyone has their own taste of humor. I really loved Anchorman, Will Ferrel is one of my favorite actors of all time.

TarekElsakka

11-04-2009, 05:02 AM

Worst movies of all time:

1. The English Patient :020:throwup
2. Juno
3. Jumper
4. Envy

Can not agree more. Juno is horrible and is not even worth being in the worst movies category. Jumper, however, is even worse and didn't deserve to stay in the cinema that long. Seriously, it's one of the most boring movies I've ever watched in my life. What a waste of a good $10 for the ticket.

The Apple

11-04-2009, 10:23 AM

Freddy got fingered.

cliffeman

11-04-2009, 10:28 AM

Will Ferrell stopped being funny after he left SNL. Every movie after that he played the exact same annoying unfunny character. With only one exception.....Elf.

Europa

11-04-2009, 10:39 AM

Will Ferrell stopped being funny after he left SNL. Every movie after that he played the exact same annoying unfunny character. With only one exception.....Elf.

I agree. I tend to avoid his movies. I didn't see Elf. Bewitched would be my exception. Not good by any means, but not bad either, just teetering on the demarcation line and so so.

I was disappointed when I saw he was going to be on Land of the Lost, since that was a childhood favorite of mine. I had no interest in it after seeing the previews.

cliffeman

11-04-2009, 10:50 AM

I agree. I tend to avoid his movies. I didn't see Elf. Bewitched would be my exception. Not good by any means, but not bad either, just teetering on the demarcation line and so so.

I was disappointed when I saw he was going to be on Land of the Lost, since that was a childhood favorite of mine. I had no interest in it after seeing the previews.

It took some convincing to watch Elf. Land of the Lost was this year's biggest bomb. No surprise really.

KabaModern

11-04-2009, 11:33 AM

Elf was really good actually. You should watch it, Europa. Wait until Christmas time though, it really gets you in the spirit.

juls1585

11-04-2009, 11:42 AM

Elf was really good actually. You should watch it, Europa. Wait until Christmas time though, it really gets you in the spirit.

i completely agree with kabaa...its actually really good.

i do not like will at all thats the only movie i liked of his. i refuse to even watch his movies normally.

psylichon

11-04-2009, 12:26 PM

Londonrockz568

11-04-2009, 12:35 PM

Juno is a GOOD movie.

Will Ferrel doesnt look funny at all. Im torrenting this Anchor Man movie. Lets see if i even crack a smile.

TarekElsakka

11-04-2009, 12:44 PM

How is Juno a good movie man? Now that's one time I'll disagree with you. Ellen Page is not a good actor, not good looking, and has a forehead the size of her butt.

Londonrockz568

11-04-2009, 12:48 PM

How is Juno a good movie man? Now that's one time I'll disagree with you. Ellen Page is not a good actor, not good looking, and has a forehead the size of her butt.

You havent seen HardCandy then.

KabaModern

11-04-2009, 12:55 PM

Yeah seriously, Tarek. Go see Hard Candy. She was excellent.

Youngbinks

11-04-2009, 01:46 PM

I also agree with the Will Ferrell mostly sucks sentiment. But Elf is indeed classic and easily his best. Old School was one of those movies that everyone else thought was way more hilarious than I did. Barely cracked a smile. Wedding Crashers was in that same category. Just not funny to me.

Well Will Ferrell by no means made Wedding Crashers the movie that it was. His little bit was slightly entertaining at best.

psylichon

11-04-2009, 01:53 PM

Heh, I totally forgot he was in that movie. I was just saying Wedding Crashers is in the same "everyone thinks it's funny but me" category as Old School... for me...

Youngbinks

11-04-2009, 01:56 PM

Haha oh okay, that's better. I really did enjoy Wedding Crashers though. And I think Old School is entertaining but not the funniest for me, but any means.

Can we at least all agree that Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress?

coasts

11-04-2009, 02:46 PM

Howard the Duck.

acosmichippo

11-04-2009, 03:05 PM

I've always wanted to like will... he gives me just enough humor to not hate him, but never enough variety to make me want to go see his every movie.

I've heard Stranger Than Fiction is pretty good...

acosmichippo

11-04-2009, 03:07 PM

Juno is a GOOD movie.

you are wrong.

Europa

11-04-2009, 03:15 PM

you are wrong.
I'm am so glad to see that I am not the only one here bent on influencing other peoples movie opinions. :dft012:wink

KabaModern

11-04-2009, 03:18 PM

I'm am so glad to see that I am not the only one here bent on influencing other peoples movie opinions. :dft012:wink

Me either. ;)

psylichon

11-04-2009, 03:28 PM

Tom thinks Juno sucks, too.

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/off-topic/the-movie-juno-sucked-30025.html