Wife 2 / iphone 0

[iCafe]

My wife just threw my iphone 3g in a fit of rage and broke it
this is the second one, the first was my iphone v1
with that one the screen cracked, this one had the incase cover so luckily
the screen is still in good condition
I now have the white screen of death and im gonna try and get it replaced under warranty
I love this crazy woman!!/iphone killer
p.s. Anyone want to take bets on how long before she breaks my 3gs?

[Mrs. iCafe]

Yea, Very cute & mature Thomas.. bring our personal issues to a forum! All I have to say is..I hope people ask you WHY & that you actually have the ability to be honest. Which I doubt. But regardless- you deserved it.

[The Apple]

Why did you throw his phone??? Why did she throw your phone??

[iCafe]

Because i was sleeping with her sister behind her back
lol
because we got in an argument

[Kuntry]

Because i was sleeping with her sister behind her back
lol
because we got in an argument

all i can say is....whoa.

[iCafe]

all i can say is....whoa.

joking about the sister part

[Luckykelleyk]

Yea, Very cute & mature Thomas.. bring our personal issues to a forum! All I have to say is..I hope people ask you WHY & that you actually have the ability to be honest. Which I doubt. But regardless- you deserved it.

Well, in his defense, it is your fault that you married someone who is SO aggravating. :tounge:

[Mrs. iCafe]

Actually NO..we did not get into an arugment! An argument takes 2 people! YOU were the one being an imature & mean jerk as usual!

[Mrs. iCafe]

Well, in his defense, it is your fault that you married someone who is SO aggravating. :tounge:

Well in MY defense, Im assuming your NOT married & have no idea what your talking about.

[Kuntry]

joking about the sister part
i figured. was it a friend of hers then? :smile:

[The Apple]

You two are a silly mentos commercial!

[iCafe]

She's a firecracker , Kelly hid your iphone

[Luckykelleyk]

Well in MY defense, Im assuming your NOT married & have no idea what your talking about.

Well it was a joke, and actually I am married, but have never needed to resort to violence or property damage.

[Mrs. iCafe]

Well it was a joke, and actually I am married, but have never needed to resort to violence or property damage.

Well, im seriously upset..& now especially that he made a post about this, likes its all a joke when its HIS fault.. so maybe I didnt 'get' the joke. But congrats on picking a winner the 1st time, were not all so lucky I guess.

[Luckykelleyk]

Well, im seriously upset..& now especially that he made a post about this, likes its all a joke when its HIS fault.. so maybe I didnt 'get' the joke. But congrats on picking a winner the 1st time, were not all so lucky I guess.

I was actually on your side, saying that he was aggravating, just trying to lighten the awkward situation. You are right though, he probably made this thread just to provoke you even more.

[Youngbinks]

Oy vey.

I threw my first Razr at the wall. The wall won.

[Buffy]

And this, my dear friends, is why police hate getting called to domestic situations. Nobody wins. Well, at least until the make-up sex. :tounge:

[iCafe]

Im a Mac And im A P.... OH s**** Toms wife is coming hide me hide me
http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/macpc.jpg

[Mrs. iCafe]

I was actually on your side, saying that he was aggravating, just trying to lighten the awkward situation. You are right though, he probably made this thread just to provoke you even more.

Aggravating, doesnt even begin to describe it, as many of you have fallen victim to his antics yourselves. Yea, he does provoking VERY well..hence the broken iphone..again. Just learn your lesson "Icafe"...im never going to take your disrespect & BS

[Buffy]

Dangit! I'm out of popcorn. If I run out and get some, will you two promise to still be fighting when I get back?

[iCafe]

And you guys thought the pre was going to be the iphone killer
http://www.bigberries.com/images/digital/2007/feb/bb_iphone-killer-hand.jpg

[Youngbinks]

Dangit! I'm out of popcorn. If I run out and get some, will you two promise to still be fighting when I get back?

Haha I just got back from the store getting a big box of Milk Duds. Perfect for watching a drama :laugh2:

[psylichon]

EIC rocks!!!!! :D

[aknightstale41]

Not sure if this is shtick or real..if its real, lets try and remember why we got married in the first place, to love honor and cherish each other...no matter what...
if its shtick, lets try and remember why we got married in the first place, there was nothing there between us but great sex.
jk.

[JoeT]

Is breaking your spouse's iPhone legal grounds for divorce?

[aknightstale41]

Is breaking your spouse's iPhone legal grounds for divorce?
It is when you've got the woman your cheating withs phone number on there and its lost forever.

[Mrs. iCafe]

And you guys thought the pre was going to be the iphone killer
http://www.bigberries.com/images/digital/2007/feb/bb_iphone-killer-hand.jpg

Keep on with your jokes..you may be clever, but it doesnt change the fact that your still a real ass..plain & simple! You were really mean & hurtful & im tired of you not appreciating me & everything I do for you day in & day out. Im not the help, Im not a maid, im not beneath you, were suppose to be partners. I did alot for you today, everyday I dedicate myself to you & our son & the very least you can do is to be kind & show him a good example of what a MAN should be! & not act like a disrespectful mean jerk!

So if you have any real friends on here I hope they tell you that your 'jokes' are only gonna take you so far & "Im sorry" doesnt mean as much after the 100000 time.

& to end all speculation of a matter that should have been kept PRIVATE tom...I threw his phone after 3 hours of attitude,rudeness, making me cry & the FINAL straw was because he decided it would be nice to CURSE at me across the house infront of our 2 1/2 year old!

So he's lucky that's ALL I broke!

[iCafe]

Yeah i know i was wrong baby i apoligized to you already
and i will apologize to you on here to
I Love You :embarrassed:

[Mrs. iCafe]

Yeah i know i was wrong baby i apoligized to you already
and i will apologize to you on here to
I Love You :embarrassed:

As sweet as that is..Ive heard it 100x before, so please just stop SAYING you will & just DO it.

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!

the end!

[glsda]

Buffy did you get back with the popcorn in time? :tounge:

[styfle]

Holy crap I'm so glad I decided to log on during my lunch break. Dinner and a show :)
Can some make this a sticky or something?

[Ramesh]

[slowly backs away]

[Londonrockz568]

I smell Divorce?

Tom is lucky the iphone is the only thing she broke. Just be pleased she didnt "bust the windows out your car".

If you've seen the movie Waiting to Exhale take heed. If not, this picture will help.

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dsc00365.jpg

[iCafe]

I smell Divorce?

Tom is lucky the iphone is the only thing she broke. Just be pleased she didnt "bust the windows out your car".
Definetly no divorce in sight, we are just a passionate couple i guess
we love hard and fight hard but we will never get divorced because if she tried i would lock her in my basement :)

[Londonrockz568]

I'd laugh, but it might not please the misses.

[IphoneTony]

OMG best topic ever on eic

[iCafe]

She's calm now :)
I was going to hold off on getting the 3gS
But now im going for it

[ADDam]

She's calm now :)
I was going to hold off on getting the 3gS
But now im going for it

Time for an Otterbox.

[psylichon]

Go for 32GB... I think the timing's right!

[JWiPhone]

Time for an Otterbox.

LOL..good idea.

[JWiPhone]

This is precisely the reason why the only girl for me is my iPhone 3GS. We are going to get married. :)

[iCafe]

This is precisely the reason why the only girl for me is my iPhone 3GS. We are going to get married. :)

Does your 3gs keep you warm at night?
wait.. dont answer that

[Mrs. iCafe]

Definetly no divorce in sight, we are just a passionate couple i guess
we love hard and fight hard but we will never get divorced because if she tried i would lock her in my basement :)

We don't even own a basement!

[Londonrockz568]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/23/article-1100822-02E1DD25000005DC-490_468x305.jpg

Oh the joy of Paint stripper.

[JoeT]

We don't even own a basement!

Give her a shovel, she'll make a basement? :laugh2:

[JWiPhone]

Does your 3gs keep you warm at night?
wait.. dont answer that

Too late..I'm gonna answer :tounge: Yes she does. I take her to bed with me everynight. I can feel her warm battery spooning right up against me.

[psylichon]

Ok , JW, you're making a weird thread even weirder there...

;)

[JWiPhone]

Ok , JW, you're making a weird thread even weirder there...

;)

What can I say? I have a love affair going on with my iPhone 3GS :laugh2:

[styfle]

iCafe is a lucky man. Unless of course that was all made up (I'm still debating that), but either way hilarious.

[seanwes]

Time for an Otterbox.

Go for 32GB... I think the timing's right!

:laugh2: and yes!

[Hondamaker]

Is breaking your spouse's iPhone legal grounds for divorce?By all means, yes.

[Leo Renard]

Posting in an epic thread.

[macscac]

im sorry.. wtf??
what married couple has their argument via a cellphone forum?


this thread has been brought to you today in part by the letters N, E, R and D

:D

[Saverino]

im sorry.. wtf??
what married couple has their argument via a cellphone forum?


this thread has been brought to you today in part by the letters N, E, R and D

:D


You haven't been here long enough to know iCafe or Mrs. iCafe.

[kenneth]

whoa... That was weird.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

What can I say? I have a love affair going on with my iPhone 3GS :laugh2:

I just bought my 3GS an engagement ringtone.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

You haven't been here long enough to know iCafe or Mrs. iCafe.

As much as most of us can really "know" anyone in an internet forum...

[Redon]

My wife just threw my iphone 3g in a fit of rage and broke it
this is the second one, the first was my iphone v1
with that one the screen cracked, this one had the incase cover so luckily
the screen is still in good condition
I now have the white screen of death and im gonna try and get it replaced under warranty
I love this crazy woman!!/iphone killer
p.s. Anyone want to take bets on how long before she breaks my 3gs?

your wife reminds me of someone.....oh yea, my girlfriend!

[mitchellm4]

im sorry.. wtf??
what married couple has their argument via a cellphone forum?


this thread has been brought to you today in part by the letters N, E, R and D

:D



hey man, we're all nerds in our own way here :)

[glsda]

Time for an Otterbox.


LMAO :laugh2:

[iCafe]

your wife reminds me of someone.....oh yea, my girlfriend!
Hey WTH!!! She has alot of explaining to do...

[Londonrockz568]

What the hell is an Otterbox?

[iCafe]

What the hell is an Otterbox?
It is like the Ultimate iphone case when it comes to protecting your iphone.
http://www.otterbox.com/images/products/384/1943-20.5.jpg


Introducing: The OtterBox for iPhone™ 3G Impact Series™! The Impact Series merges durability, impact absorbing features and style in a single, slim-fit Silicone layer. All buttons, ports and functions are accessible right through the case, and the inner corners have been engineered to dissipate impact AWAY from your device. Also, the OtterBox for iPhone 3G Impact Series has an ergonomic design that your hands will love to be wrapped around! Now includes: a self-adhering clear protective film for your screen, a cleaning cloth and an installation card.

[Europa]

Bonus points to iCafe.
This was the first online forum couples argument I have ever seen.
Very original and quite entertaining.
Now work it out you two, and Tom go get an iPhone 3GS...You'll love it!
Word of advice, keep it in your pants when she's mad! ;)

[Ramesh]

What the hell is an Otterbox?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=otterbox

[iCafe]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=otterbox
LMAO that was funny

[JWiPhone]

I just bought my 3GS an engagement ringtone.

I bet you don't kiss your iPhone 3GS goodnight like I do.

[Londonrockz568]

lol its sorta like this case then.

http://www.speckproducts.com/products/toughskin/iphone-3g-iphone-3gs/141

[TarekElsakka]

p.s. Anyone want to take bets on how long before she breaks my 3gs?

Four months till she breaks your legs, instead.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Word of advice, keep it in your pants when she's mad! ;)

You do mean the iPhone, right?

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

I bet you don't kiss your iPhone 3GS goodnight like I do.

I can't - I like margarine and she's oleophobic...

[kokogirl]

I smell Divorce?

Tom is lucky the iphone is the only thing she broke. Just be pleased she didnt "bust the windows out your car".

If you've seen the movie Waiting to Exhale take heed. If not, this picture will help.

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dsc00365.jpg

I love that song!

[mitchellm4]

http://www.elementcase.com/home
all your fears covered!

[iCafe]

Honestly the Incase slider did real good
It stayed on snugly and prevented any scratches on the iphone
i think it was just the unavoidable force impact that no case can protect
my baby should be a MLB pitcher i swear that thing went at least 90mph

[patrickj]

Honestly the Incase slider did real good
It stayed on snugly and prevented any scratches on the iphone
i think it was just the unavoidable force impact that no case can protect
my baby should be a MLB pitcher i swear that thing went at least 90mph

Current cost of a new iPhone 3G: $99
Presents for the spouse after being an ass: ^^ at least that amount again
Having a spouse with an arm like an MLB frontline starter: priceless

[The Apple]

I just wish you had a 3Gs in hand to capture video of her kicking your ass, and throwing your phone. I just watched a video where the guy dropped his brand new phone while recording video. Just make sure when she throws your 3Gs she records the whole flight. It will make you even MORE infamous!!

[Londonrockz568]

I just wish you had a 3Gs in hand to capture video of her kicking your ass, and throwing your phone. I just watched a video where the guy dropped his brand new phone while recording video. Just make sure when she throws your 3Gs she records the whole flight. It will make you even MORE infamous!!

LINK NOW! i wana see that vid.

[jerni]

My wife just threw my iphone 3g in a fit of rage and broke it
this is the second one, the first was my iphone v1
with that one the screen cracked, this one had the incase cover so luckily
the screen is still in good condition
I now have the white screen of death and im gonna try and get it replaced under warranty
I love this crazy woman!!/iphone killer
p.s. Anyone want to take bets on how long before she breaks my 3gs?

Let's take bets on how long until she breaks your nose.

[mitchellm4]

LINK NOW! i wana see that vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysli5nP2S7k

there you go, i saw it too and was horrified!

[The Apple]

That's the one. I cried at the end. Such a sad story.

[Redon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysli5nP2S7k

there you go, i saw it too and was horrified!

and that was recorded on your 3gs? wait wait... stupid question :laugh2:

[Londonrockz568]

lol, i think he wanted to throw out an expletive but his parents were there. That sucks so bad, i wonder if there is pictures of the damage.

I bought my 3G last year, and to this day, i have only dropped it once (fell of my bed onto hardwood, but the half the blanket cushioned the fall).

[Europa]

I bought my 3G last year, and to this day, i have only dropped it once (fell of my bed onto hardwood, but the half the blanket cushioned the fall).Me too! That's crazy. Only mine fell from the bed onto carpet. I used to follow iJustine on Twitter, she would always post things like, "iPhone drop #23". Then one day she actually cracked the screen and made a youtube video where she tried to nurse it back to health by surrounding it with pills and other first aid stuff. It sounds stupid, but it was actually the best video she ever did IMO.

[The Apple]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss353/Netcracking14/letter.jpg

[aggieman]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss353/Netcracking14/letter.jpg

he has a great wipe?

[The Apple]

he has a great wipe?
It is wife, not wipe. Unless he is iCape. I might just start calling him that.......iCape. :tounge: I will just fix it.

[The Apple]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss353/Netcracking14/letter-1.jpg

There you are Aggie!:tounge:

[aggieman]

http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss353/Netcracking14/letter-1.jpg

There you are Aggie!:tounge:

haha nice. I kinda like iCape, has a nice ring to it.

[Londonrockz568]

iCape-chino.

lol Europa, justine is funny.