Why Men Can Pee Standing Up

[patrickj]

Ever so slightly anti-men this one, but hey I think most of us are happy with the trade-off :laugh2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvdCMN03QRg

[FlwrPwer]

That is hilarious....and so true :smile:

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Wrong. I have brains and that thing that, er, lets me pee standing up.

Of course, my brains are still working pretty well...

[patrickj]

Wrong. I have brains and that thing that, er, lets me pee standing up.

Of course, my brains are still working pretty well...

Hold on - what does that make you??? Some kinda hermaphrodite (or however that is spelled) ...

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Hold on - what does that make you??? Some kinda hermaphrodite (or however that is spelled) ...

You spelled it correctly, and no, it doesn't make me an offspring of Hermes and Aphrodite. :smile:

[Hondamaker]

Wrong. I have brains and that thing that, er, lets me pee standing up.

Of course, my brains are still working pretty well...I'm with you on that one, brother!

[up10ad]

That is hilarious....and so true :smile:
Karen, are you trying to piss me off or what? Take it back. Right now.

[patrickj]

Karen, are you trying to piss me off or what? Take it back. Right now.

Yeah Karen - you and your brainy brains don't want to get in a pissing contest with someone who can piss standing up :laugh2:

[Hondamaker]

Yeah, miss brane! I'm standing and peeing right now, as I write this! So you better watch out!

[glsda]

Never get into a pissing contest with someone that has a bigger bladder than you.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Yeah, miss brane

Brane? Ouch.

[Hondamaker]

Brane? Ouch.well, I was standing and peeing at the same time.....

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

well, I was standing and peeing at the same time.....

Hmm...

You're not quite getting it, are you? :smile:

[The Apple]

http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/paris/ParisHilton_DeGuire_11492635.jpg

Proof women have more brains than men.

[patrickj]

She can probably pee standing up too. And it's probably available on video ...

[cindra]

Women can pee standing, too. Practice, practice. :tounge:

http://ganimede_x.tripod.com/stp.html

Some can even write their names in the snow!

[patrickj]

Women can pee standing, too. Practice, practice. :tounge:

http://ganimede_x.tripod.com/stp.html

Some can even write their names in the snow!

I knew I didn't want to click that link - ended up reading the comments sent in etc. Just off to join a monastery now ... :laugh2:

[psylichon]

Wow. That's some website there. Great info.

I don't really know how to feel about this picture. Mixed emotions all around:

http://ganimede_x.tripod.com/images/stp//two.jpg

[up10ad]

I just KNEW this thread was heading this direction. Dave, I've decided that I like that pic for some strange reason.

[glsda]

Woman can do it standing up,well hell where have I been.:2cool:

[psylichon]

Woman can do it standing up,well hell where have I been.:2cool:

I also feel highly underinformed. I just sent that link to every female friend and family for whom I have an email address...

[glsda]

I also feel highly underinformed. I just sent that link to every female friend and family for whom I have an email address...


I was thinking of doing that but knew I would be laughed off their email lists for being so uninformed. In addition they would probably think I hung out at some perverted web site and if I tried to explain I learned this at everythingicafe they would say the name certainly fits.

[psylichon]

I was thinking of doing that but knew I would be laughed off their email lists for being so uninformed. In addition they would probably think I hung out at some perverted web site and if I tried to explain I learned this at everythingicafe they would say the name certainly fits.

lol! I just took road of indignation in my email: "Why the hell hasn't anyone told me about this?!"

[glsda]

lol! I just took road of indignation in my email: "Why the hell hasn't anyone told me about this?!"


LOL Dave I would have asked the same question but thought never ask a question that you may not want to hear the answer to.:tounge:

[cindra]

lol! I just took road of indignation in my email: "Why the hell hasn't anyone told me about this?!"

Hey it comes in handy when faced with nasty dirty public restrooms, and when camping, and when there are no restrooms anywhere, and...well you get the idea. :laugh2:

[psylichon]

Hey it comes in handy when faced with nasty dirty public restrooms, and when camping, and when there are no restrooms anywhere, and...well you get the idea. :laugh2:

I know! Been doing it all my life...

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

I know! Been doing it all my life...

Hanging out in public restrooms?

[TarekElsakka]

Hahaha nice video lmao. Who knew Eve would be so nice to let Adam have it? :p

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Well, I know I can definitely pee standing up because I turn into a tripod and...

[glsda]

Well, I know I can definitely pee standing up because I turn into a tripod and...


a very off balanced tripod I assume since one leg must be minuscule compared to the others.:gasp:

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

a very off balanced tripod I assume since one leg must be minuscule compared to the others.:gasp:

That was a totally uncalled for cheap shot.

I could be used as an equatorial mount for a 24" reflecting telescope.

[glsda]

That was a totally uncalled for cheap shot.

I could be used as an equatorial mount for a 24" reflecting telescope.


There you go again out of Bubble Gum again.

[up10ad]

TMI. I really want to get that image out of my head.