Nerd Pickup Lines on Twitter

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4441&stc=1&d=1233865974

[iconone]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4441&stc=1&d=1233865974

Wow best of luck to them nerds they will need it.

[patrickj]

Wow best of luck to them nerds they will need it.

Very true. The list is constantly being added to ...

[psylichon]

To use those, though, you need to actually be around girls. This limits their purposefulness for the majority of nerds in existence.

[patrickj]

To use those, though, you need to actually be around girls. This limits their purposefulness for the majority of nerds in existence.

Some of them are getting contributed by girls ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4443&stc=1&d=1233868985

[iconone]

Who uses pick up line anymore anyways. I can honestly say i have never used a pick up line on a girl in my life. Say babe if you were a bugger id pick you first... come on.

Side note i have the app called WeDict its a dictionary from the app. I was looking if bugger had one g's or two and it brought up this. Am i missing something??

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[Alexander]

Who uses pick up line anymore anyways. I can honestly say i have never used a pick up line on a girl in my life. Say babe if you were a bugger id pick you first... come on.

Side note i have the app called WeDict its a dictionary from the app. I was looking if bugger had one g's or two and it brought up this. Am i missing something??

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i believe its spelled booger

[iconone]

i believe its spelled booger

Yeah thats it i looked it up on dictionary.com and it brought it up i just didnt read it all i just read the red part. Sorry i can't spell thats why i use it alot.



bugger - 8 dictionary results



. bug⋅ger

–noun 1.Informal. a fellow or lad (used affectionately or abusively): a cute little bugger. 2.Informal. any object or thing.3.Often Vulgar. a sodomite.4.Chiefly British Slang. a.a despicable or contemptible person, esp. a man.b.an annoying or troublesome thing, situation, etc.–verb (used with object) 5.Often Vulgar. to sodomize.6.Slang. damn: Bugger the cost—I want the best. 7.Chiefly British Slang. to trick, deceive, or take advantage of.—Verb phrases 8.bugger off, Chiefly British Slang. to depart; bug off.9.bugger up, Chiefly British Slang. to ruin; spoil; botch.

[patrickj]

Yeah thats it i looked it up on dictionary.com and it brought it up i just didnt read it all i just read the red part. Sorry i can't spell thats why i use it alot.



bugger - 8 dictionary results



. bug⋅ger

–noun 1.Informal. a fellow or lad (used affectionately or abusively): a cute little bugger. 2.Informal. any object or thing.3.Often Vulgar. a sodomite.4.Chiefly British Slang. a.a despicable or contemptible person, esp. a man.b.an annoying or troublesome thing, situation, etc.–verb (used with object) 5.Often Vulgar. to sodomize.6.Slang. damn: Bugger the cost—I want the best. 7.Chiefly British Slang. to trick, deceive, or take advantage of.—Verb phrases 8.bugger off, Chiefly British Slang. to depart; bug off.9.bugger up, Chiefly British Slang. to ruin; spoil; botch.

Yeah, it was pretty often used slang term in UK when I lived over there - meanings just as you found ...

[acosmichippo]

blue fenix: "I will go recursive on that ass"

Does he even know what "recursive" means?

[Alexander]

blue fenix: "I will go recursive on that ass"

Does he even know what "recursive" means?

Judging by context, I'd say he hasn't a clue. I looked it up to verify I was thinking the right definition, because it definitely made no sense to me. But nope, I think it's just another pseudo-intellectual with access to a keyboard.

[acosmichippo]

if we use the geek definition, he is actually saying something more like "I'll do something to my own ass".

I guess that's one way he could get some...

[monkeysrock0622]

if we use the geek definition, he is actually saying something more like "I'll do something to my own ass".

I guess that's one way he could get some...
hahaha what a weirdo. I had no idea what that meant.

[Youngbinks]

I've only ever used a pickup line once and it worked, sadly enough. If anyone has seen the MadTV skit, "Can I have your number?", then you know the pickup line I used.

I like the firewall one.

[Alexander]

I've only ever used a pickup line once and it worked, sadly enough. If anyone has seen the MadTV skit, "Can I have your number?", then you know the pickup line I used.

I like the firewall one.

Yeah, you can thank me for that - and I'm never going to let you forget it.

[Hayesimus]

Yeah, you can thank me for that - and I'm never going to let you forget it.

wait... So binks used a pickup line on you!?!?

[dcom]

if we use the geek definition, he is actually saying something more like "I'll do something to my own ass".

I guess that's one way he could get some...

Actually, by "going recursive on that ass", he is meaning he'll do something to that ass while doing something to that ass while doing something to that ass...and so on, infinitum. :)

[acosmichippo]

Not necessarily. Recursion does not require repetition.

[dcom]

Not necessarily. Recursion does not require repetition.

Actually, it does require some kind of iteration so I'll amend my description to say:

"...and so on, until an end condition is reached, at which point I will back out of your ass the same way I went in." :)

[up10ad]

Actually, it does require some kind of iteration so I'll amend my description to say:

"...and so on, until an end condition is reached, at which point I will back out of your ass the same way I went in." :)
Now that's funny! I GOL'd

[patrickj]

Actually, it does require some kind of iteration so I'll amend my description to say:

"...and so on, until an end condition is reached, at which point I will back out of your ass the same way I went in." :)

Sounds like lyrics for a hip-hop song :laugh2:

[Alexander]

wait... So binks used a pickup line on you!?!?

I can safely sign-off a 'no' on that. But I would appreciate it if you kept those sorts of fantasies to yourself. http://i40.tinypic.com/xbzix1.jpg

P.S. This board DEFINITELY needs a smiley-indifferent as depicted above. It's uses are virtually endless.

[psylichon]

I like this one for such occasions: :foot:

[acosmichippo]

smilies are overrated.

[TarekElsakka]

Roflmao, I bet they have virtual sex together.

[Hayesimus]

Fantasies... psh...