What the fudge?

[psylichon]

Please post your favorite WTF pictures. There are many out there. For example:



http://i44.tinypic.com/28ilvh1.jpg

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4400&stc=1&d=1233449449

[Lincoln]

http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/wtf.jpg

[The Apple]

http://socialpariah.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/omgwtf.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/chrispopsthequestion.jpg

[The Apple]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/28_2007/chess.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.hugamate.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wtf_is_this7791.jpg

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4401&stc=1&d=1233454031

[The Apple]

http://xs229.xs.to/xs229/08285/wtf3321.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.peoplecorporation.org/post_images/7135_horse-stuck-hole.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/images/2008/06/horse.jpg

This horse looks familiar for some reason!?

[Lincoln]

http://kttns.org/tk4zt

http://kttns.org/2ntq

[The Apple]

http://www.goodlookin.tv/news/zubaz_ful.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.ninjadude.com/images/wtf-mcds.jpg

[Hawk]

http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/images/2008/06/horse.jpg

This horse looks familiar for some reason!?
Still, even in it's original context, WTF??

[coasts]

http://www.foundmagazine.com/finds_images/putyourpoohatson.jpg

[ArEa_CoDe_415]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/8971/0/Im_in_ur_wait_WTF.ashx

[Youngbinks]

Crazy horses.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/1226370263166.jpg

[lady_bugz22]

http://s145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/2funny2b/myspace/pic9/tooofunny9988.jpg

[psylichon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnCnRuoYMxE&eurl=http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=12764

[lady_bugz22]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m117/habato/crazy.jpg

[patrickj]

Everyone's favorite Super Bowl snack:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4402&stc=1&d=1233517978

[Skol312000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnCnRuoYMxE&eurl=http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=12764
WOW hahahahahaahhahahha

[patrickj]

Aging Barbie - in need of plastic surgery:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4403&stc=1&d=1233521989

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4411&stc=1&d=1233600468

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4413&stc=1&d=1233612087

[Alexander]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4413&stc=1&d=1233612087

Hahaha, such fail.

[failsafe]

I think this may have been taken by the same guy who took the one of the kid with guitar (above)
http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachments/off-topic/4414d1233616344-what-the-fudge-best-pic-ever-saturday-night.jpg

[monkeysrock0622]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/Wtf2.jpg

[Youngbinks]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/segwayMom.jpg

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4419&stc=1&d=1233629595

Photo added just for effect. The WT-Fudge part is HERE (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jan/29/magnum-force-the-musical) - Dirty Harry The Musical?????

[iCafe]

http://i40.tinypic.com/260y2km.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i40.tinypic.com/jac67p.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i42.tinypic.com/29li8vl.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2ryq3ig.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i41.tinypic.com/140aps5.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i41.tinypic.com/x5rwqe.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i44.tinypic.com/xq9z02.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2gxpk02.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2zgvl2q.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i41.tinypic.com/5krthj.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i42.tinypic.com/as2sw.jpg

[iCafe]

http://i43.tinypic.com/974iso.jpg

[Youngbinks]

Click here for cake fail (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/4401631/Cake-Wrecks-when-professional-cakes-go-horribly-hilariously-wrong.html).

[psylichon]

Hey hey guys, there's a fail thread (http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/off-topic/fail-42548.html?highlight=fail%21%21) for those, ya know... try not to lose focus.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/markman78/WTF.png

[The Apple]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g29/FartyMcFly/captain-kirk-wtf.jpg

[The Apple]

http://22.media.tumblr.com/OzFEcXa4rimmbfy1dvJI5qWco1_500.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/04/images/spread_the_word/469.jpg

[The Apple]

http://www.whereistheoutrage.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bong-hits-4-jesus.jpg

[The Apple]

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/breathalyzer-up-ahead.jpg

[iconone]

This cow was struck by lightning...and survived.

4421

[psylichon]

This is Jessica Simpson:

http://i39.tinypic.com/rmuxdu.jpg

[psylichon]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha8.jpg

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha16.jpg

More @ http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm

[psylichon]

Last one for now

http://i41.tinypic.com/ndodub.jpg

???

[iconone]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha8.jpg

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha16.jpg

More @ http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/wildhair.htm

Your link is blocked by my work:embarrassed: and the pics dont work all i see are red x's.

[psylichon]

I recommend a new job.

[iconone]

I recommend a new job.

I love my job. I work for a school district so almost everything is blocked.

[acosmichippo]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/george-w-bush-picture.jpeg



(first thing copied and pasted on iPhone, btw)

[iconone]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/george-w-bush-picture.jpeg



(first thing copied and pasted on iPhone, btw)


How did you do that? Jailbroke app and why a pic of bush? Just wondering.

[Youngbinks]

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/images/wildha16.jpg



Reminds me of the mask from Saw.

[acosmichippo]

How did you do that? Jailbroke app and why a pic of bush? Just wondering.


Whenever I see him (even if nothing extraordinary is going on), I think to myself "WTF".

You can copy and paste some text with "clippy"... Available in cydia.

[The Apple]

http://snicka.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/obama-luda.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CSUPQ7EpU_4/SLqu0YUF4-I/AAAAAAAAbCc/G68uvNvqq9k/s400/bros+fbefore+hos.jpg

[kenneth]

damn dave you got me with the Jessica Simpson pic. I was scrolling down on the iPhone before the photo was completly loaded and little by little I was thinking alright let's see what goodness were gonna get. Then BAM a penis shaped object.

[danipoak]

http://i42.tinypic.com/as2sw.jpg

I don't understand the WTFness in this picture.

[kenneth]

hahahahahaha. I didnt either until you just posted it. A HAND massage does sound nice. lol

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4424&stc=1&d=1233714612

[Youngbinks]

Sad little sequence.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/picture-6-505x2888587678.png
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/picture-7-505x2866464397.png
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/picture-8-505x28560015.png
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/picture-9-505x2886953894.png

[TarekElsakka]

Poor little deer.

LOL at the soccer squad picture, that guy must be homo.

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4442&stc=1&d=1233866244

[iconone]

^^^^ OHHH that is soooo bad ass if that was my band he would be up on stage after that to have the balls to do that in a wheelchair hell yeah!!

[Ramesh]

nice thread.

[psylichon]

nice thread.

Thanks. Please don't post again without contributing. Thanks again.

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/milk-alien-wtf.jpg

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4451&stc=1&d=1233946378

[acosmichippo]

photoshopped.

fail.

[acosmichippo]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/acosmicfriend/photo-24.jpg

[Ramesh]

Thanks. Please don't post again without contributing. Thanks again.

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/milk-alien-wtf.jpg

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd319/BladeBV/Wtf2.jpg

[Youngbinks]

I'm not sure if this is better as wtf or as a fail. See if you can spot it.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/IMG_0139.jpg

[aknightstale41]

I promise not to crack eggs with the mac book lid again...now slow down!!!
http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/1221016478060533152njkQcc

[iconone]

Binks that is a FAIL!!

[patrickj]

A (now suspended) Middle School teacher's Facebook photo:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4466&stc=1&d=1234048617

[Alexander]

A (now suspended) Middle School teacher's Facebook photo:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4466&stc=1&d=1234048617

Haha that's kind of lame, a lot of people shoot guns. It's almost as if they assume she's pointing it at children..

[acosmichippo]

not the kind of employee you wanna disgruntle...

[Youngbinks]

It's not as if she worked at the post office.

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4469&stc=1&d=1234217411

[Youngbinks]

Marijuana Usage Linked to Testicular Cancer (http://news.aol.com/health/article/marijuana-use-linked-to-testicular/333866)

Eek.

Kind of a what the fudge.

These results are not conclusive of course.

[psylichon]

Since we're on the edge of WTF at the moment, I was going through my email today and noticed an old one I had sent to myself one night. I have no idea why.

http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/Hillary62.jpg

Well, I kiiiinda do...

[patrickj]

Yeah, I'm guessing we need right around one guess to figure out why ...

[acosmichippo]

Natalie's pretty cute.

[The Apple]

Why the hell does she never tape those things down??
http://bp2.blogger.com/_IznBbFnKxhI/R29G04sOYwI/AAAAAAAACvg/FrIhdGjK3mA/s400/Natalie+Portman+Perky+Star+Wars+Nipplespokies_nata lie_portman1.jpg

[psylichon]

Ouch. That actually looks painful.

[iconone]

Who cares she is smoking hot and even hotter when them things up.

[Youngbinks]

And she is Harvard educated.

[acosmichippo]

and speaks quite a few languages.

makes you wonder why her british accent is so f'ing terrible...

[cliffeman]

Who cares she is smoking hot and even hotter when them things up.


I guess so. If you like em built like a 13yr old boy...:tounge:

[The Apple]

Thats funny. She has some interesting qualities.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

and speaks quite a few languages.

I wouldn't mind her going multilingual on me...

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4512&stc=1&d=1234888077


"Radhakant was crowned the official Guinness world record holder for the longest ear hair back in 2003, when his aural fronds were an already-impressive 13.2cm long. But that didn't stop him pursuing his goal of ever-longer hair on his ears.
After several more years of carefully cultivating and caring for the ear-hair, Radhakant's tufts now stretch an astonishing 25cm. He is now waiting for Guinness adjudicators to confirm that he has set a new high, hairy bar for his chosen field."

[iconone]

Wow that's nasty! I wanted to go for the G.W.R for the longest leg hair but it was over 5 inches long. I had one white hair on my leg that was about 3 inches long but it got plucked by the ex. That bi**h.

[patrickj]

Wow that's nasty! I wanted to go for the G.W.R for the longest leg hair but it was over 5 inches long. I had one white hair on my leg that was about 3 inches long but it got plucked by the ex. That bi**h.

LOL - 3 inches sounds like a solid effort :laugh2:

[iconone]

LOL - 3 inches sounds like a solid effort :laugh2:

Haha yeah i tryed to keep it as long a possible to try and beat the w.r but no luck. I would comb it down so it wouldnt get pulled out by my pants. My brother had one on his arm and his got plucked by his wife.

[Youngbinks]

Speaking of world records, the woman that held the record for the longest fingernails was in an accident recently that broke off her record holding nails. She hadn't cut them since 1979.

Nails (http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_7890000/newsid_7890300/7890306.stm?lss)

[psylichon]

Hey at least hers were straight

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45477000/jpg/_45477844_longestnail_ap.jpg

The male recipient of that world record is a different animal:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/2020/F9OldfingernailMan2_071121_ssh.jpg

[Youngbinks]

Yeah his are absolutely disgusting. Actually, I think they both are. I watched a mini-documentary on the man before and he has to wake up every 30 minutes or so in the middle of the night because of the immense pain and cramping in his hands. Why would you want to do that?

[aknightstale41]

I hate to ask,... Ah what the heck, how do they wipe thier butt with those nails...
I'm thinkin a toilet brush with a rag on the end, idk.

[acosmichippo]

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/ny/3-28-bidet.jpg

[mitchellm4]

http://www.worlds-smartest-man.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/chrispopsthequestion.jpg

that guy was my literature teacher in 4th grade, i remember when he did that. craziest coincidence of all time right now

[acosmichippo]

that guy is a teacher?

[patrickj]

From a blog post titled 'Por favor Madonna, no more'

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4521&stc=1&d=1234979290

[psylichon]

lol. Oh wow, I agree wholeheartedly.

[patrickj]

lol. Oh wow, I agree wholeheartedly.

Me too - put it away for feck sake :)

[acosmichippo]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/acosmicfriend/photo-29.jpg

[mittenman]

From a blog post titled 'Por favor Madonna, no more'

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4521&stc=1&d=1234979290


I think I threw up a little in my mouth..........

[patrickj]

I thought the women peeing standing up site was bizarre. Just now discovered this place:
http://bit.ly/1Ns66

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4522&stc=1&d=1234992586

[mitchellm4]

that guy is a teacher?

He was
He got fired the year after I left

[Youngbinks]

I believe I posted this before but here it is again. I took this on a train from Serbia to Bulgaria over last spring break. It's a glass breaking hammer in case of emergency. The problem is, it's behind glass.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/DSC05830.jpg

[coasts]

I thought the women peeing standing up site was bizarre. Just now discovered this place:
http://bit.ly/1Ns66


patrick, i viewed all three pages and have to say - WTF?

[acosmichippo]

I believe I posted this before but here it is again. I took this on a train from Serbia to Bulgaria over last spring break. It's a glass breaking hammer in case of emergency. The problem is, it's behind glass.
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/DSC05830.jpg

very nice. better suited as a fail pic, i think. Maybe with some flaming text.

[patrickj]

The answer to this WTF is - it is a giant rat caught in China (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/4688453/Giant-rat-caught-in-China.html)- not a mastodon or brachiosaurus as I originally woulda guessed :gasp:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4529&stc=1&d=1235175704

[glsda]

DFWTR in China. Imagine what that could do to an unattended small child or baby. The thought is terrible.

[patrickj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s9VkJ38KNE&eurl=http://www.buzzfeed.com/edithzimmerman/worlds-shortest-escalator-y7/

[kenneth]

4534


Here you all go...

[up10ad]

This is one of about 10 shots of this apartment.

4538

[psylichon]

Obviously a programmer. He surely has a lot of backup keyboards to use for when this happens.

[iconone]

This is one of about 10 shots of this apartment.

4538

Obviously a programmer. He surely has a lot of backup keyboards to use for when this happens.

Man i have seen this it was on 94.5 the buzz web site and there is about 20 other nasy pics. Cant find the link but if i find it ill post it the house is sooooo nasty!

[iconone]

http://www.rodryan.thebuzz.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=76384

[Youngbinks]

Yeah that place is absolutely disgusting. It's amazing that someone could live in there for that long in those types of conditions before being either evicted or leaving on their own. Eww.

[acosmichippo]

i think that's Keith Richards' flat.

[patrickj]

From here (http://www.pantalaine.com/index.html) ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4551&stc=1&d=1235512551

And ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4552&stc=1&d=1235512713

[psylichon]

lol @ "extra love". Wow!

[patrickj]

Cough. This is meant to replace a flashy Italian car apparently. More details HERE (http://www.spinninghat.com/product/pussy-magnet) ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4566&stc=1&d=1235766628

[Youngbinks]

Haha that is awesome. Makes me think of Borat and the Hummer.

[iCafe]

LOL - 3 inches sounds like a solid effort :laugh2:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/faustus777/TheOffice-ThatsWhatSheSaid-Michael.jpg

[psylichon]

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2007-01/2964_061225-123853.jpg

[Youngbinks]

Eww that is weird.

[Ramesh]

That last one's gotta be 'shopped.

[psylichon]

http://images.artnet.com/artwork_images/113308/454130.jpg

[phsycology]

http://e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/wtf-signs.jpg

[acosmichippo]

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wtf-moment-20.jpg

[acosmichippo]

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wtf-moment-12.jpg

[acosmichippo]

http://img.skitch.com/20090303-q1fdys5ttkgy4patdwspw9kyw3.jpg

[Youngbinks]

Who feeds raccoons? That's just not sanitary looking.

[psylichon]

Ya know, Hippo, after looking at that last one twice, I decided I would post saying that's not a bad idea. I would buy that. After a third glance I got it.

Holy heck!

Not a bad price, though, you have to admit.

[Youngbinks]

Wow I didn't even notice the drunk driving bit. Amazing.

[acosmichippo]

the product itself is one thing, but the fact they market as "especially suitable for drunk driving" is not right. Some idiot out there will think, "hey, ya'll lookee this! This fridee we don't need no desigadee driver. I jus ware dis round my ear, and we be juuuuuus fine!"

[psylichon]

This is aaaaalmost worthy of its own thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX3QCaqLtJ8&eurl=http://www.google.com/reader/view/

p.s. yes it's real. To ruin the illusion, look at its legs towards the end.

[up10ad]

I cannot believe that none of those kids were scared; I expected to see some screaming and running away.

[kenneth]

whoever was in that costume did a great job of moving around. If the legs were covered up better I would be scared. :()

[Ramesh]

more info on the dinosaurs:

http://www.sciencenewsblog.com/cgi-bin/snblog.pl?snblog=811081

[Youngbinks]

Now just imagine that being a real dinosaur millions of years ago. That would be terrifying.

[acosmichippo]

Obviously those kids haven't seen Jurassic Park.

[psylichon]

Or else they saw the legs. Kids are getting harder to fool these days.

[acosmichippo]

If they knew it was a person, I don't think they'd have been letting it smell their hands.

[Youngbinks]

Obviously those kids haven't seen Jurassic Park.

One of my favorite movies of all time. Another reason that would have freaked me out as a kid.

[phsycology]

that's awesome!
and lmao hippo!! just letting some man sniff your hands hehe :)

[cindra]

If they knew it was a person, I don't think they'd have been letting it smell their hands.

(OT-Looks like Chrissie Hynde in your avatar...yes? or do I need my glasses adjusted?)

[acosmichippo]

nope. Her name's Nicole Atkins.

Chrissie's awesome, though.

[psylichon]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6659/concerns.jpg

[acosmichippo]

i knew there was a reason i never took to that stuff.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

i knew there was a reason i never took to that stuff.

Didn't need it, huh? :smile:

[Youngbinks]

I remember seeing that. Mmm beer.

[patrickj]

Perhaps Dave can comment on the quality of the equipment and setup :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxRPU2SB_sA&eurl=http://www.zefrank.com/zesblog/archives/2009/03/manualist.html

[psylichon]

I can't look past my own disturbance.

[patrickj]

I can't look past my own disturbance.

Amateur :laugh2:

[Hawk]

A little too much sustain and vibrato on some of those notes.....

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

A little too much sustain and vibrato on some of those notes.....

"Listen to that sustain...you can go and have a bite and you'll still be hearing that one..." -- Nigel Tufnel

[acosmichippo]

wow, that rivals the kazookeylele.

if it's real.

[psylichon]

"Epic Cat":

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2986/1236948023476.jpg

[psylichon]

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/battery_powered_battery_charger.jpg

[acosmichippo]

now that's just trying too hard.

naivetek?

[phsycology]

Naivetek?? lmao :P

[iCafe]

Cough. This is meant to replace a flashy Italian car apparently. More details HERE (http://www.spinninghat.com/product/pussy-magnet) ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4566&stc=1&d=1235766628

ahh my favorite meal

[coasts]

ahh my favorite meal

you can have the leftovers...:wink:

[ZR_Yancy]

bump just for LondonRocks...

[IphoneTony]

[ Indeed---->] wtfffff

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Linking to porn now?

[IphoneTony]

no not at all... just part of the what the fudgeeeee... beware its graphic found this on youtube searches

[psylichon]

no not at all...


Uuuuh, yeah. No. Sorry, Tony, but this thread has the same limits as the rest of the site. :tounge:

[patrickj]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4752&stc=1&d=1239305356

[Hondamaker]

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4752&stc=1&d=1239305356
LMAO! That's just too much....So, what is the deal with 'Lucifer's testicles'? :tounge:

[Youngbinks]

Well that is mildly disturbing.

[patrickj]

Guess that's where the term 'Deviled Eggs' comes from ...

[Youngbinks]

Dang it has been years since I've had a deviled egg.

[acosmichippo]

i think "Lucifer's Ovaries" would be more accurate.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

LMAO! That's just too much....So, what is the deal with 'Lucifer's testicles'? :tounge:

Allow me:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

Their front page is great: http://www.landoverbaptist.org

[psylichon]

^^^
O_o
!!!!!!

[acosmichippo]

Easter Eggs are one of the wiliest tools of the Devil," [Camaroon] says. "Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. And since they didn't have babysitters back then, they gave their kids eggs to play with and sometimes paint," he says. "But the reason they chose eggs had nothing to do with any sort of fertility or fertilizers (as some misguided Christian historians would have you believe). Nope, it was because of Lucifer's testicles! Glory to God!"

lol.............

the incredible, edible lucifer testicle.

[Youngbinks]

Allow me:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

Their front page is great: http://www.landoverbaptist.org

The Landover Baptist site is great. I stumbled upon it a while back and believed it to be true. Oh innocent youth.

[Hondamaker]

The Landover Baptist site is great. I stumbled upon it a while back and believed it to be true. Oh innocent youth.I didn't feel like getting too in-depth on that website---so it's all a joke? If so, it's pretty ingenious! I have the Infidel t-shirt, and I wear it to try to piss off the Muslims and what-not in my area.

[Bilal]

I didn't feel like getting too in-depth on that website---so it's all a joke? If so, it's pretty ingenious! I have the Infidel t-shirt, and I wear it to try to piss off the Muslims and what-not in my area.
Well i hope you do the same to all religions because christianity and most other religions have equally horrifying beliefs within them.

Not to mention that i am 99.9 % percent sure they are all completely wrong.

[Hondamaker]

Nah, I'm not very religious. I have my likes and dislikes, that's all

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

As I'm wont to say:

"I'm an atheist - swear to God!"

[The Apple]

I was wondering what I was going to do this weekend. Thanks to a post here I can say that I am going to lie naked and writhing around with my neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh eating lucifers testicles.

[The Apple]

Well i hope you do the same to all religions because christianity and most other religions have equally horrifying beliefs within them.

Not to mention that i am 99.9 % percent sure they are all completely wrong.
I am glad we have you here to set us straight. Mankind has been reading and studying the Bible for over 3500 years and I am glad someone in here was able to crack it and let us know the truth. We all owe you big!

[Bilal]

I am glad we have you here to set us straight. Mankind has been reading and studying the Bible for over 3500 years and I am glad someone in here was able to crack it and let us know the truth. We all owe you big!
Say what you will but humans believed the earth was flat for thousands of years.

Not to mention who are you to disprove the other hundreds of religions before christianity.

Anyways i dont want to get into this argument.

heres a good religion debate with excellent points from both sides
http://vimeo.com/3113598

[ZR_Yancy]

I attend the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I'm a true Pastafarian.

[patrickj]

Phew ... or Yikes ... not sure

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4760&stc=1&d=1239599183

[patrickj]

Probably the greatest video ever. David Hasselhoff - Hooked On a Feeling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffriendfeed.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

[rmfnla]

Allow me:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/eastereggs.html

Their front page is great: http://www.landoverbaptist.org


Summary: Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles? is a Bible based book for Christian parents who by lack of faith can't afford to send their children to a decent Christian school.

Priceless!

[kenneth]

Probably the greatest video ever. David Hasselhoff - Hooked On a Feeling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffriendfeed.com%2F&feature=player_embedded


WTF!!!!

I want my 3:31 minutes back.

[Hawk]

WTF!!!!

I want my 3:31 minutes back.

You actally sat through the whole thing?

[kenneth]

Yea. Then I had to go chug a beer to get the lost manhood back.

[patrickj]

Yea. Then I had to go chug a beer to get the lost manhood back.

I watched the whole thing - and then even had a look at him murdering 'Secret Agent Man' in another 'classic' ...

[psylichon]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a2e403db5b/different-places-same-faces

[Hawk]

It's like that thing our mothers would tell us when we were little:
" you keep doing that, your face is going to get stuck that way "
This girl is apparently proof.

[psylichon]

lol!....

(careful, loud audio)

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm

[patrickj]

lol!....

(careful, loud audio)

http://www.sharperfx.com/kkmime/index3.htm

Whoa - I dunno about inspired or enlightened, but I definitely felt challenged ...

[patrickj]

Dear Starbucks - TMI ...

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4778&stc=1&d=1240013425

[acosmichippo]

oh, good, they got my note.

[Youngbinks]

Oh that's just awful. Spicy? Bleh.

[acosmichippo]

Taking a sh*t in starbucks is about the only thing they're good for, IMO.

[aknightstale41]

Well i hope you do the same to all religions because christianity and most other religions have equally horrifying beliefs within them.

Not to mention that i am 99.9 % percent sure they are all completely wrong.
Totally agree,...google "Zeitgeist the movie" and watch it, and your views on chrisianity and the bible will be completely obliterated.
(be warned...if your a christian, your faith will be tested to the max)

[acosmichippo]

pastafarianism is the only way.

[psylichon]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3IWO18C3EXZ84/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=192913214X&node

I almost NEVER poop, pooping is DISGUSTING, April 10, 2009
By Pearl Jams lion "the official lion of Pearl Jam"http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif
I worked as an aid for an after school program where I helped take care of 2-to-6 year olds almost every afternoon. One thing I continuously taught them was how they should try to poop as LITTLE as possible. It's better that they poop one big poop in a 48 hour period, than poop 4 small poops in 48 hours. I taught them to hold it in - why? Because simply put, pooping is DISGUSTING! It SMELLS bad, it LOOKS bad, and it SHOULD make you feel ashamed of yourself! It derides you morally, it's a most indecorous behavior. Now unfortunately we all need to poop, but it's best we do this act as little as possible throughout our lives. I would strongly suggest to anyone - ESPECIALLY children - not to poop more than 120 times a year. My personal goal was 97 poops in a year and I did it in 2005. I will continue to work with children and share with them the embarrassments of pooping - this should be even more understood by girls. No fairy tale prince wants to run off with a princess who poops - where's THAT children's book?!

[Hondamaker]

http://www.amazon.com/review/R3IWO18C3EXZ84/ref=cm_cr_pr_cmt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=192913214X&nodeWhoever wrote said that is a complete moron! LMAO!

[acosmichippo]

pooping is good for the soul.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Whoever wrote said that is a complete moron! LMAO!

I thought it was Hayes at first...:smile:

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

pooping is good for the soul.

I just did a colonoscopy prep Thursday. I'm tired of pooping. I'm pooped.

[patrickj]

This image was titled 'Fail Whale' when shared on Friendfeed:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4811&stc=1&d=1240778781

[Youngbinks]

That is disgusting. The beach is definitely a place to see tons and tons (literally and figuratively) of fail.

[patrickj]

That is disgusting. The beach is definitely a place to see tons and tons (literally and figuratively) of fail.

Can't argue with any of that ...

[cliffeman]

In a local asian market near you :D

http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n479/cliffeman480/940706b8.jpg

[up10ad]

Actually looks more like ma buls.

[Hondamaker]

Looks very similar to MA-KNUTS

[psylichon]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7p6BxuikuSU/SSNieHBwfyI/AAAAAAAADvk/ZUTg8z2XUs8/s1600/Skysicle.jpg

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Just look at that poor kid lol.

[Youngbinks]

That doesn't even look edible.

[evolution83]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7495/wtfk.jpg

[acosmichippo]

oh they're just playing with ma kok.

[Londonrockz568]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

[Londonrockz568]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-itune-nuke-fail.jpg?w=500&h=379


lol @ Steve jobs

[batateam]

oh, good ~

[psylichon]

If you're planning on buying a "poor catnip substitute" from amazon, you might want to reconsider:

http://www.amazon.com/tag/poor%20catnip%20substitute/products/ref=tag_tdp_ptcn_istp

[cliffeman]

If you're planning on buying a "poor catnip substitute" from amazon, you might want to reconsider:

http://www.amazon.com/tag/poor%20catnip%20substitute/products/ref=tag_tdp_ptcn_istp


just what i've been looking for!!!

http://www.amazon.com/Weener-Kleener-Soap/dp/B000SPHPWI/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_url :D

[psylichon]

^^^ I've actually seen one of those in person. Not used, mind you...

[cliffeman]

^^^ I've actually seen one of those in person. Not used, mind you...

:eek: I'll take your word. :rolleyes: hehehe

[Youngbinks]

This could either be a fail or a what the fudge. I've never gotten anything from here before and you might guess why.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/IMG_0634.jpg

[psylichon]

Quite literally what the fudge?

[The Apple]

Whats wrong with the Qachbal's Chocolatier? I love watching the ladies leave the store licking Qachbals. It's better than Hershey's. There is a sister company also, it is named closely to the original, it is Qachenbal's. Just like the original, the ladies can't get enough Qachenbal's.

[TarekElsakka]

I hate Hershey's chocolate drink. Ever tried it?

http://www.diversifiedfoods.com/images/Hershey8oz-ChocDrinkRGB250.gif

[The Apple]

I hate Hershey's chocolate drink. Ever tried it?

http://www.diversifiedfoods.com/images/Hershey8oz-ChocDrinkRGB250.gif

No, do you have any Qachenbal's?

[TarekElsakka]

What the hell is that? And no I don't lol.

[kenneth]

No words for this...

4864

[acosmichippo]

This could either be a fail or a what the fudge. I've never gotten anything from here before and you might guess why.

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p91/youngbinks/IMG_0634.jpg

don't they make those Schweaty Balls?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BqNOjPJxw&feature=related

I hear they're delicious...

[evolution83]

http://pictures.streakr.com/images/tequila/too%20much%20Tekillya.jpeg

[TarekElsakka]

Hahaha, nice picture evolution.

[acosmichippo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5sTBrs4fhQ

[evolution83]

LOL! That's f**kin awesome man, thanks. lol

[Youngbinks]

That Durex commercial was just awesome. Too bad we don't have anything Stateside that is that provocative or entertaining.

[psylichon]

http://6.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXo6pha1dJQ4gII9Ro1_500.jpg

[cliffeman]

http://6.media.tumblr.com/GZbqLZ3AXo6pha1dJQ4gII9Ro1_500.jpg

aaaaw, it's Forrest lamb. :D

[TarekElsakka]

I'd love to drive in a road like that. I think I'd reach the maximum speed of my car there.