View Full Version : Always Check Your Kid's Homework :)
patrickj
01-22-2009, 12:34 AM
http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4347&stc=1&d=1232602449
"Apparently, this is the note from the mom to the teacher: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith "
Youngbinks
01-22-2009, 12:37 AM
That is AWESOME. Suuuuure she's not a dancer.
The Apple
01-22-2009, 07:50 AM
My wife sent me an e-mail of this. Hilarious. Can you imagine that happening to you? I wonder if the teacher asked the little girl about the picture?
themanofthedark
01-22-2009, 08:01 AM
hahahhahahahahahaahhaha
brilliant.
Twisted
01-22-2009, 08:16 AM
That's hilarious.
Hayesimus
01-22-2009, 09:21 AM
HAHAHAHA! Priceless indeed....
mittenman
01-22-2009, 11:58 AM
"I'm just working at Home Depot to help put myself through college"
ADDam
01-22-2009, 12:29 PM
I work at Home Depot and I dont recall having a Snow Shovel that large in stock. We may be able to special order it for you if you wish. :smile:
Eragon
01-22-2009, 12:33 PM
Some people seem to have their head in the gutter, more often than not. Quick to persecute, long to acknowledge. This is a good example of our current pessimistic culture.
The Apple
01-22-2009, 01:32 PM
Some people seem to have their head in the gutter, more often than not. Quick to persecute, long to acknowledge. This is a good example of our current pessimistic culture.
So you are saying when you first saw this picture you didn't think that it was a stripper? My head MUST be in the gutter.:tounge:
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 09:42 PM
a point to support her letter is that the customers do not have clothes either.
OR it's more creepy than anyone ever imagined.
Witness
01-22-2009, 10:03 PM
http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=4347&stc=1&d=1232602449
"Apparently, this is the note from the mom to the teacher: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith "
You just made my day. :laugh2:
Youngbinks
01-22-2009, 10:32 PM
a point to support her letter is that the customers do not have clothes either.
OR it's more creepy than anyone ever imagined.
Come on. Who draws clothes on their stick figures? I can barely get the sticks right.
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 10:58 PM
exactly my point... so why assume the woman is a stripper?
there aren't clothes strewn across the "stage".
coasts
01-22-2009, 11:00 PM
exactly my point... so why assume the woman is a stripper?
she appears to be on a stage, hands wrapped around a pole, while a flock of men wave dollars at her. it's pretty clear and funny (if its authentic).
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 11:09 PM
you guys just don't like thinking outside the box, huh?
coasts
01-22-2009, 11:13 PM
the box is where its at!
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 11:15 PM
i guess if the box is a stripclub...
coasts
01-22-2009, 11:19 PM
it is...and it comes with instructions!
http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/thumb/c/c8/150px-JackInTheBox.png
psylichon
01-22-2009, 11:26 PM
I didn't get this much discussion when I posted this on iRovr 2 months ago :(
GMTA, though, Patrick!
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 11:28 PM
EiC > iRovr
psylichon
01-22-2009, 11:30 PM
Well, duh. Trust me, you don't want all the random crap I post on iRovr.
Hayesimus
01-22-2009, 11:32 PM
EiC > iRovr
I think six is better. :)
acosmichippo
01-22-2009, 11:36 PM
six?.........
Hayesimus
01-23-2009, 12:59 AM
ohhh that was supposed to say eic... silly iphone
The Apple
01-23-2009, 07:30 AM
Yeah....EIC is better. But we can talk about all of you over on iRovr
http://thegazz.com/gblogs/bloginmysoup/files/2007/11/dr_evil.jpg
*Dr. Evil laugh*
coasts
01-23-2009, 07:33 AM
check out iRovr now if you want to see my late night cheesesteak sandwich from Big Nick's!
TarekElsakka
01-23-2009, 09:03 AM
Hahaha, kids and their imagination...NOT.
Buffy
01-25-2009, 03:34 PM
Yeah....EIC is better. But we can talk about all of you over on iRovr
http://thegazz.com/gblogs/bloginmysoup/files/2007/11/dr_evil.jpg
*Dr. Evil laugh*
I'm a bit late in seeing this, but it made me laugh! :tounge: Thanks!
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