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efuseakay
12-10-2008, 06:40 PM
Don't want to accidentally text your dad telling him you lost it (either virginity in its general sense, or getting-nailed-on-the-beach sense...) lol

http://www.digitalalchemy.tv/2008/12/elizabeth-frisinger-texts-dad-after.html

Even if this is a hoax... it's a pretty damn funny story. :2cool:

psylichon
12-10-2008, 06:47 PM
Wow, her dad changed flights in about 10 minutes. I want his travel agent!

aenti
12-10-2008, 06:50 PM
Oh wow, I just saw this before I visited this thread.
Honestly, another reason why texts can bite you in the ass.

psylichon
12-10-2008, 06:54 PM
There should be a setting where starting up SMS always takes you to the full list, not the last text you sent. Dangerous!

Witness
12-10-2008, 06:58 PM
That girl had really pretty eyes in the picture on the bottom. It would have been worse if she was younger too.

xcissexc
12-10-2008, 06:59 PM
the last line says she got early acceptance to syracuse and no further word of whether its been revoked. that has nothing to do with the rest of the story.

efuseakay
12-10-2008, 07:07 PM
the last line says she got early acceptance to syracuse and no further word of whether its been revoked. that has nothing to do with the rest of the story.

Sure it does... her father may not let her go away to college, seeing as what she has done while away on a "trip"...

Witness
12-10-2008, 07:09 PM
Sure it does... her father may not let her go away to college, seeing as what she has done while away on a "trip"...

That sounds really dumb, what else is she going to do if she doesn't attend college?

failsafe
12-10-2008, 07:09 PM
"Sorry dad. Text was meant for Jill. I also meant to say '1st lime'. Damn iPhone autocorrect. LOL. See you after class trip. kbye. xoxo, Lizzy."

Problem solved :)

psylichon
12-10-2008, 07:11 PM
lol. good one!

efuseakay
12-10-2008, 07:21 PM
That sounds really dumb, what else is she going to do if she doesn't attend college?

Come on. The dad was just scaring her. :)

kdarling
12-10-2008, 07:22 PM
Sounds almost like an Onion story.

At the very least, it's suspicious that it "would get out". I say it's a newly made-up urban legend.

Witness
12-10-2008, 07:23 PM
Come on. The dad was just scaring her. :)

Wow, never mind then. :laugh2:

Saverino
12-10-2008, 07:33 PM
"Sorry dad. Text was meant for Jill. I also meant to say '1st lime'. Damn iPhone autocorrect. LOL. See you after class trip. kbye. xoxo, Lizzy."

Problem solved :)

Hahaha. What a good idea...Blaming it on the iPhone auto-correct! :laugh2:

efuseakay
12-10-2008, 07:37 PM
Wow, never mind then. :laugh2:

Well, at least I hope all he wants to do is scare her... lol

Swagger
12-10-2008, 10:43 PM
At least she was 18:gasp:....Mark

paul_h
12-10-2008, 10:50 PM
Must be a religious family...I don't see the problem with an 18 yo losing her virginity. In fact that is probably later than most of her friends if I were to guess.

In any case it is hilarious :)

ADDam
12-10-2008, 10:52 PM
Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.

glsda
12-10-2008, 11:16 PM
Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.

Yep you were right Adam she was pissed at her BF and wanted to jerk his chain.

FlwrPwer
12-11-2008, 05:46 AM
Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.

It doesnt say she meant to send it to her boyfriend. She meant to send it to a friend, named Darcy. Darcy is a girl's name.

efuseakay
12-11-2008, 03:14 PM
It doesnt say she meant to send it to her boyfriend. She meant to send it to a friend, named Darcy. Darcy is a girl's name.

Not always! lol

efuseakay
12-11-2008, 03:18 PM
Must be a religious family...I don't see the problem with an 18 yo losing her virginity. In fact that is probably later than most of her friends if I were to guess.

In any case it is hilarious :)

Religion has nothing to do with it. It's about her accidentally texting her dad about what happened. Of course he would be pissed.

A) her daughter is flaunting having put out

B) she was on a class trip

She looks like a ho anyways:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=360624269

So I'm leaning towards this being her first time doing it on the beach, not doing it in general. lol

Picazzo
12-11-2008, 03:26 PM
Maybe like a Spamfilter when messages arrive - there should be one for words when sending SMS or mails out...filtering on the contact groups....:tounge:

Napoleon_PhoneApart
12-11-2008, 03:35 PM
Must be a religious family...I don't see the problem with an 18 yo losing her virginity. In fact that is probably later than most of her friends if I were to guess.

In any case it is hilarious :)

Why would it automatically have to be a religious family? I'm not religious, and I'd prefer my daughter (if I had one) to wait until at least age eighteen.

That's my opinion.

efuseakay
12-11-2008, 03:39 PM
Maybe like a Spamfilter when messages arrive - there should be one for words when sending SMS or mails out...filtering on the contact groups....:tounge:

Well, there is a drunk dial app in the App Store, but I don't think it works for SMS. lol

Picazzo
12-11-2008, 03:41 PM
18 years old virgin - thatīs fair she tried out some game for adults.. in Denmark where I live, is normal that young people at that age is having "some fun"..:smile:...and who knows - maybe itīs a joke this one!

projectdarkside
12-11-2008, 04:21 PM
I bet she wishes she had jailbroken her iPhone and downloaded BiteSMS so it would have prompted her if she were sure she wanted to send the message:wink:

Youngbinks
12-11-2008, 04:34 PM
About the college thing. Syracuse University uses an Early Decision admission for those wishing to get a decision quickly. If accepted she had to withdraw admission applications from all other schools to which she has applied.

I saw this for the first time a little while ago but didn't know the chick had been identified.

paul_h
12-13-2008, 10:49 PM
Why would it automatically have to be a religious family? I'm not religious, and I'd prefer my daughter (if I had one) to wait until at least age eighteen.

That's my opinion.

It was just my gut reaction. I have seen plenty of those kinds of families growing up in a Christian family. It is fair to play the odds that someone upset about his daughter - who is past the age of consent and legally an adult - having sex with her boyfriend, is religious. The whole notion of not having sex til marriage comes directly from the bible after all.

Dustu2
12-14-2008, 04:57 AM
It was just my gut reaction. I have seen plenty of those kinds of families growing up in a Christian family. It is fair to play the odds that someone upset about his daughter - who is past the age of consent and legally an adult - having sex with her boyfriend, is religious. The whole notion of not having sex til marriage comes directly from the bible after all.

O_O

I don't have kids, but personally, if I did... I'd be pretty upset about learning that my daughter EVER had sex. EVER.
heheh.

But seriously, I do think 18 is a little young, even if that is the legal age.

kenneth
12-14-2008, 05:31 AM
You all do realize that it us very rare to find a girl that is 18 and still a virgin. It seems like most mothers nowadays are 14 or 15 years old. I wish I would have waited...

projectdarkside
12-14-2008, 02:19 PM
You all do realize that it us very rare to find a girl that is 18 and still a virgin. It seems like most mothers nowadays are 14 or 15 years old. I wish I would have waited...Yeah dude my school actually has a day care with about 14-16 babies there:eek:
-One of my good friends who is a sophomore had a baby over the summer and had to switch to my school cause our school is the only school in the county with a day-care.

Then lastnite I were talking to one of best friends about his girlfriend n stuff and he told me that he were going to go spend the night over his gf's house and that there parents didnt care:eek:
-I asked if he planned on doing anything with his girlfriend tonite-Im thinking he is still a virgin- he said "Oh I dont use condoms"! I asked what if she gets pregnant...he says "Well then we'll have a kid... we love each other so its ok":eek: I wanted to slap the **** out of him!

projectdarkside
12-14-2008, 02:27 PM
O_O

I don't have kids, but personally, if I did... I'd be pretty upset about learning that my daughter EVER had sex. EVER.
heheh.

But seriously, I do think 18 is a little young, even if that is the legal age.Ive known girls in middle school that were having sex...because it was "cool":angry:

projectdarkside
12-14-2008, 02:28 PM
O_O

I don't have kids, but personally, if I did... I'd be pretty upset about learning that my daughter EVER had sex. EVER.
heheh.

But seriously, I do think 18 is a little young, even if that is the legal age.Ive known girls in middle school that were having sex...because it was "cool", and thought it was "okay" just for as long as they "loved" each other:angry:

Dustu2
12-14-2008, 03:01 PM
Ive known girls in middle school that were having sex...because it was "cool", and thought it was "okay" just for as long as they "loved" each other:angry:

Yeah, if there's one thing I've learned living in good ol' Alief, Tx...

Age means nothing to the kids around here. In my school zone.... There is a 10 year old pregnant girl. I'm not kidding dude, There was a huge scool-zone-wide pregnancy freakout right after the schools found out. I didn't even KNOW girls could hit puberty at 10 man...

projectdarkside
12-14-2008, 03:13 PM
WOW!!:eek:
-10!! I were thinking the same thing about puberty and stuff around that age!

TarekElsakka
12-14-2008, 04:07 PM
Roflmao, that's depressing.

psylichon
12-15-2008, 01:07 PM
Could you imaging having a mother 10 years older than you? That's just so wrong in so many ways...

glsda
12-15-2008, 01:12 PM
Could you imaging having a mother 10 years older than you? That's just so wrong in so many ways...

And they don't know how to be mothers probably due in large part to having no role model.

fury
12-15-2008, 02:26 PM
Imagine being a grandmother or grandfather before you can even drink... :frown:

spy008
12-17-2008, 01:06 PM
This is probably BS but it's funny.

http://www.jannabeth.com/Janna_Beth/Welcome.html

JoeT
12-17-2008, 02:38 PM
It seems like most mothers nowadays are 14 or 15 years old. I wish I would have waited...


You're a mother, Kenneth? :gasp:

Elbacanazo920
12-17-2008, 04:20 PM
It is crazy. Things now adays are so completly different. That's why sometimes you need the hard end of a belt. I know in the US it's illegal to beat your kids but sometimes a good ass whopin will fix all problems. it worked for me and now i'm finishing college. Thanks MOM

kenneth
12-17-2008, 05:57 PM
You're a mother, Kenneth? :gasp:


HAHAHAHAHA!!! thats some funny stuff right there. I MEANT I would have waited as in stayed a virgin. lol. Thats a good catch.