Mike's Hard Lemonade

[Tex]

It's a sad thing when all you have for a drink in your house is Mike's Hard Lemonade. What makes a beverage a "malt" beverage???....I should Wiki that.

I took a free case of this stuff 2-months ago. I still have about 10 left. But, beggars can't be choosers........Cheers.

[psylichon]

I get an ulcer on my tongue just reading the name. Thanks for that.

[psylichon]

Now Twisted Tea.... there's a girlie drink I could suck down all night. Reminds me of camping...

[Tex]

I get an ulcer on my tongue just reading the name. Thanks for that.


How do you think my taste-buds feel? I mean, is is bearable, but certainly not pleasurable.

I think i just remembered that I have vodka in the freezer...if that's the case, I can rely upon a screwdriver to get the job done....sweeet. Anything is better than this (granted, I do like the Pomegranate flavor ones....)

[acosmichippo]

hey, you can get your antioxidants too.

[Tex]

hey, you can get your antioxidants too.

Always on top of mind with me (I drink tons of green tea during the week, and recently bought a Pomegranate Green Tea, which tastes AWESOME.

[eye-Fone]

What makes a beverage a "malt" beverage???....I should Wiki that.
I did it for you. Check it out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike%27s_Hard_Lemonade). From there, you can find out exactly what malt beverages are.


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[Youngbinks]

I really don't understand why Mike's Hard Lemonade is trying to seem "tough" all of a sudden. What with the new commercials and such. Just not quite convincing.

[acosmichippo]

I really don't understand why Mike's Hard Lemonade is trying to seem "tough" all of a sudden. What with the new commercials and such. Just not quite convincing.

probably because you're not 12.

[monkeysrock0622]

As soon as I hear the word lemonade, I automatically think of it as too weak to consider as alcoholic.....but then again I've never had any alcohol in my life :laugh2:

[dcom]

Mikes Hard Lemonade is the Zima of the late 00's :)

[iCafe]

I dont understand the whole drinking thing
because beer taste nasty to me
I only drink if i want to get drunk
maybe its an acquired taste

[psylichon]

Stick to cookies and milk, dude. I'll have your beer.

[iCafe]

Stick to cookies and milk, dude. I'll have your beer.

lol,
i really wish i had the taste for it
so when im out at a restaraunt i could get a beer with my steak instead of a sprite lol
or when im at home i would kick my feet up and drink a nice corona
but it just doesnt taste that good to me ..
actually it only taste good once i drink about 4 beers
lol but thats the beer thinking the beer taste good
and of course it would

p.s. damn i just saw another thread of mine got locked
i have more locked threads than bob marley's hair.

[eye-Fone]

I dont understand the whole drinking thing
because beer taste nasty to me
I only drink if i want to get drunk
maybe its an acquired taste
Actually, all adult beverages (beer, wine, hard liquor) are a required taste, IMHO. The good thing is that you only have to acquire it once! :)

[psylichon]

Beer is best ice cold or with food, imo.

[FlwrPwer]

Beer is best when there's a loud 80s Cover Band playing and you're dancing. :laugh2:

[lady_bugz22]

I prefer a cold budlight:tounge:

[Tex]

I dont understand the whole drinking thing
because beer taste nasty to me
I only drink if i want to get drunk
maybe its an acquired taste

I drink to enjoy the taste of the beverage. I love beer. I love many different types of beer...each has it's own flavor and taste. I do not drink to get drunk....it just can be a positive sideeffect once I have had quite a few...I rarely get drunk though, and I drink most days out of the week. I usually have only one or two alcoholic drinks an evening with dinner.

Dirnking isn't meant to be for getting drunk, necessarily. i think that is an unhealthy way to approach it.

[iCafe]

Dirnking isn't meant to be for getting drunk, necessarily. i think that is an unhealthy way to approach it.

incorrect sir.

[eye-Fone]

Dirnking isn't meant to be for getting drunk, necessarily. i think that is an unhealthy way to approach it.
I agree, 99%. The remaining 1% *is* for getting drunk. ;-)

[psylichon]

Whether you're drinking for flavor or for effect depends 100% on the beer that you are drinking.

[coasts]

Whether you're drinking for flavor or for effect depends 100% on the beer that you are drinking.

true, with the exception of Guinness.

[psylichon]

Guiness? Really? How many can you drink in a row? It's not that strong...

[Tex]

Guiness? Really? How many can you drink in a row? It's not that strong...

My record is 21 pints on St. Patricks Day back in 2002.

Good times. The best there is, when poured properly.

[iCafe]

My record is 21 pints on St. Patricks Day back in 2002.

Good times. The best there is, when poured properly.
does your licence plate mean anything?

[Tex]

does your licence plate mean anything?

Nope. I just hold on to it, as memorabilia. THose were my plates that were on my Honda Element when I moved to PA. It took me over 12-months until I officially registered for a PA license, and got new plates. It was a sad day for me. ;)

[aggieman]

Beer is best when there's a loud 80s Cover Band playing and you're dancing. :laugh2:

no...beer is best when there is college or NFL football on tv end of story.

Or if you are trying to drink till she's cute.

[rmfnla]

It's a sad thing when all you have for a drink in your house is Mike's Hard Lemonade. What makes a beverage a "malt" beverage???....I should Wiki that.

I took a free case of this stuff 2-months ago. I still have about 10 left. But, beggars can't be choosers........Cheers.

You mean there aren't any liquor stores open in your area?

I'd move.

[Youngbinks]

Liquor stores in Gainesville close at 11 and aren't open on Sundays. It's a real bummer. Beer is sold until 2 AM though.

[coasts]

Liquor stores in Gainesville close at 11 and aren't open on Sundays. It's a real bummer. Beer is sold until 2 AM though.

yeah, but you can get whippets delivered 24 hours....WITH fresh baked cookies. that's dope.

[Tex]

You mean there aren't any liquor stores open in your area?

I'd move.

Liqour stores close at 10:00pm on Fridays/Saturdays...I posted that well aftet that. That is COMMON across the U.S.

[Youngbinks]

yeah, but you can get whippets delivered 24 hours....WITH fresh baked cookies. that's dope.

Where do I get these delivered from again? I will definitely order some.

[psylichon]

I got the whip cream canister...

[Youngbinks]

Haha that's what I was thinking and still sort of am thinking. Either way, I want in.

[rmfnla]

Liqour stores close at 10:00pm on Fridays/Saturdays...I posted that well aftet that. That is COMMON across the U.S.

Well, score one for the land of flakes & nuts. Here in L.A. I can hit any number of supermarkets 24/7 and get good deals on pretty much anything I want.

Make fun of us all you want, but I'm sipping Oban, not Mikes.

[iamtko]

It's a sad thing when all you have for a drink in your house is Mike's Hard Lemonade. What makes a beverage a "malt" beverage???....I should Wiki that.

I took a free case of this stuff 2-months ago. I still have about 10 left. But, beggars can't be choosers........Cheers.

the only thing i would think to do with that is invite some girls over and see what happens

most girls i know are wasted by 2 of anything so, good luck~

[Tex]

the only thing i would think to do with that is invite some girls over and see what happens

most girls i know are wasted by 2 of anything so, good luck~

LOL! Wouldn't be a strategy that I can employ. I am married. And, my wife hates the damn things mroe than I do. She won't even just power through one like I will if I am desperate enough.

I am starting to take the remaining one's over to friends houses, and leaving them there. That seems to be a good way to get rid of them. Now i have a case of Sam Adams Octoberfest and a few Landsharks in my fridge, so I should be good for a week or two.

[OJsakila]

Whippets? Are you stupid? Your capalaries MUCH prefer the gas that's in a whippit. When it makes the o2 to blood transfer, the capalarie is destroyed and can never be used again. I would rather mainline heroin than deprive my brain of oxygen. Hippie crack a what we used to call it in the 80's. They sold ballons at grateful dead concerts filled with Nitrious. You've seen the blue lips... Only an idiot kid would get high like this..I was.
I highly discourage it's use.

[Tex]

Whippets? Are you stupid? Your capalaries MUCH prefer the gas that's in a whippit. When it makes the o2 to blood transfer, the capalarie is destroyed and can never be used again. I would rather mainline heroin than deprive my brain of oxygen. Hippie crack a what we used to call it in the 80's. They sold ballons at grateful dead concerts filled with Nitrious. You've seen the blue lips... Only an idiot kid would get high like this..I was.
I highly discourage it's use.

Damn straight.

People who think whippits are "cool" deserve the resulting dip in overall IQ that whippits cause. If you choose to, then fine, that is your own prerogative. I just ask this: Please do not breed, as I personally do not want your busted up genes creating more havoc on the overall societal gene-pool. That is a sure way to make the movie "Idiocracy" come to life.

Smoke weed. It lasts longer, feels better, and it doesn't have much of a negative impact on your mind or body. Be smart.

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[psylichon]

God, it's like hanging out in a forum with my parents.

[acosmichippo]

Smoke weed... Be smart.

lol...........

[Tex]

lol...........

:2cool::2cool:

[coasts]

Haha that's what I was thinking and still sort of am thinking. Either way, I want in.

i thought it was called Unkle Crackers...i'll find out. been a LONG time since i was last in Gainesville.



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apparently Unkle Cracker is a singer of sorts, so maybe i'm confused. not sure why i'd know this guy's name though...can't find anything online searching Gainesville whippet delivery (surprisingly)

[rmfnla]

God, it's like hanging out in a forum with my parents.

Just because they're parents doesn't make them wrong.

There's so much stuff to get high on why mess with stuff you know will hurt you?

Ahhh, Oban...

[coasts]

OJ & Tex, i'm available any time before midnight if you want to put together an impromptu, um...what's the word?...intervention. save the lectures. i'm 30+ and haven't seen a whippet in nearly a decade. can't i walk down memory lame without having THE MAN up in my face, doods?

oh, and OJ...dont tell me you weren't double-fisted in the back lot behind the Omni




keep the supreme court out of my uterus.

[kokogirl]

You guys are a little touchy tonight (or yesterday-whenever this thread was started).

I knew a kid who killed himself huffing or whippeting or whatever the term is. It was very sad. :frown: I agree with OJ that it is better to stay away from that stuff. But I am kind of a prude when it comes to drug use.

[coasts]

You guys are a little touchy tonight (or yesterday-whenever this thread was started).

maybe so...im trying to kick.



kidding, with love.

[kokogirl]

maybe so...im trying to kick.



kidding, with love.

lol

I really thought you guys were kidding about the whippets until OJ went off and you got pissed. Then I got worried that someone would really do that stuff. Then I would feel guilty that I didn't tell anyone it was dangerous. This is my guilt laden life. I can make myself feel guilty about anything! I need help.

[coasts]

there may be room at my intervention for the Guilt Obsessed.

[iamtko]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j255/lindsaybigs/Mr_Mackey.jpg

[kisstine]

Just keep aging.. eventually, the need for oral surgery will provide you with a wonderful opportunity to get a nice, nitrous high in a dental chair.

[acosmichippo]

unless you're british.

[iCafe]

I never tried drugs.
because im smart.

[Tex]

I never tried drugs.
because im smart.

Cookies can be considered drugs....addiction is unhealthy, you know.

[kisstine]

I never tried drugs.
because im smart.

I think maybe you need to add the word "illegal" to modify "drugs". I'm thinking that must be your intended meaning since you mentioned earlier in the thread that you only drink when you want to get drunk. Alcohol... definitely a drug, albeit a legal and socially acceptable one.

[Buffy]

You guys are a little touchy tonight (or yesterday-whenever this thread was started).


Yeah, since when do two of my favorite guys get all prissy and touchy? Chill out. I'm with OJ on this one.

BTW...I thought whippets where dogs. I had to educate myself with Google. :wink:

[psylichon]

Yeah, since when do two of my favorite guys get all prissy and touchy? Chill out. I'm with OJ on this one.

[looking around] Who is getting prissy and touchy? Everyone seems pretty cool here.

Believe me, I have pllllooonty to say on this subject, but I'm reserving myself because drug education is often perceived as condoning drug use, and this is not the proper venue.

Just educate yourself on "whippets" and nitrous oxide before you go believing that kids across the nation are killing themselves or their futures with it. It's not the same as huffing. That's all I'm gonna say.

The issue of drugs is not so cut-and-dry, I'm-right-you're-wrong. Nothing in this world is.

[acosmichippo]

except when I'm right... Which is pretty much always the case. There was that one time I thought I was wrong, but was actually right.