Bad iPhone Jokes

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Okay, I'll start off, though I'm not generally known for my sense of humor:

What is the worst-sounding cell phone ever made?




















The iPhone KennyG

[patrickj]

I like it.

Any KennyG mention is just funny. Automatically ...

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

That soprano sax playin, circular breathin', bad jazz playin'...

[patrickj]

That soprano sax playin, circular breathin', bad jazz playin'...

Freak.

Yes that guy - funny - for sure ...

[freakydeaky dutch bastard]

What is the worst-sounding cell phone ever made?





iPhone 3G-Unit :tounge:



actually didn't mind the Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-G-Unit! all that much back in day

[Saverino]

Can I see your iPhone? (Someone says that to you)

And then you say...

Its called an iPhone...not a uPhone

[projectdarkside]

Can I see your iPhone? (Someone says that to you)

And then you say...

Its called an iPhone...not a uPhoneMy friend said that to some preppy girl, you shoulda saw her face:tounge:
-She looked like she wanted to call daddy to whoop his as:tounge:

[Saverino]

Haha. I said this to all my friends who wanted to see it, but they still got to see it anyways lol. Im too nice :tounge:

[projectdarkside]

You may be nice, but you shoulda seen me before I started weightlifting haha!. . .I was such a pushover now I dont take noones sh...stuff :wink:

[acosmichippo]

You are locked in a room with Hitler, Stalin, Kenny G and a gun with two bullets in it... what do you do?




















put em both in Kenny G... just to be sure.

[Saverino]

Haha. You can knock them over with your pinky! :tounge:

Its like, Excuse me!? *flick*
Haha :)

[acosmichippo]

oh, iphone jokes... the worst ones are the jokes that are years old, but since they're adapted for the iphone they're suddenly funny again...

such as:

"Is that an iphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

or

"iPwned"