Official "Yo Mama" jokes thread!

[projectdarkside]

Welcome to the "Official Yo-Mama Jokes" thread:tounge:
In this thread you can post any type of yo mama joke that you may know, regardless of how old, or how lame it is haha!

Rules are:
-You can only post one joke per post
-You cant post right after another one of you post(Double-post)
-No calling people/specific members out(We dont want any fights)

Ill start:laugh2:
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.:tounge:

Enjoy!

[psylichon]

yo momma's so fat, she not only takes up two seats in the movie theater, she can't feel the armrest in between

[Saverino]

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!

[psylichon]

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people wavin' at her 'n' ****...

[name the reference and you will forever be cool in my book]

[Saverino]

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

[psylichon]

Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.

[projectdarkside]

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave!

[jjvaldez]

yo mamas to fat in school she sat next to everyone...

[ArEa_CoDe_415]

Yo mama's so stupid I told her drinks on the house and she got a ladder.

[jjvaldez]

yo mamas so stupid the thought a quarterback was her tax refund..

[ArEa_CoDe_415]

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

[jjvaldez]

yo mamas armpits are so hairy it looks like she has don king in a head lock...

[Lincoln]

Yo mama is so fat she that when se was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

- John

[aggieman]

Yo momma so ugly, even iCafe turned her down!

[projectdarkside]

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

iCafe: Not cool man.

[chris]

This thread isn't a good idea. Closed.