For the love of iPhone, my leg's asleep again!

[Hayesimus]

The agony!


Should I move it and get it over with, or sit here and wait... OW!

[aggieman]

Another waste of bandwidth brought to you by none other than Hayesimus! :tounge:

[Hayesimus]

Just doin my part! :p

[Saverino]

Another waste of bandwidth brought to you by none other than Hayesimus! :tounge:

Hahaha...thats true :wink:

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Can't be long now until the rest of his body gets bored and falls asleep as well...

[iCafe]

my hair and finger nail's fell asleep :(

[Lincoln]

We should make a collection of the random threads and posts Hayes has made. That would probably crash the site, though.

- John

[up10ad]

My advice is wait until you have to take a piss, then start a new thread to tell us about it.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

I'm about to take a dump; anyone want live updates?

[Buffy]

Oh Napoleon, I just KNEW you were going to go there! :tounge:

[Eragon]

I'm about to take a dump; anyone want live updates?

Does your iPhone take color shots, or brown and white?

[Hayesimus]

EW!! Btw, Napoleon, I don't know how long you've had your signature, but I just now understand it. Nice Battlestar Galactica reference.

[OJsakila]

you can say it BUT LORD FORBID you take a picture on the can!

[Hayesimus]

yeah the precedent has already been set for that.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

EW!! Btw, Napoleon, I don't know how long you've had your signature, but I just now understand it. Nice Battlestar Galactica reference.

Uh, that's a quote from Babylon 5, but thanks for playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9S4FRT6j6o

[up10ad]

Does your iPhone take color shots, or brown and white?HAHAHAHA, that's funny!!!! Brown & white, LOL LOL! I'm such a juvenile, easily amused by scat humor.

[kokogirl]

HAHAHAHA, that's funny!!!! Brown & white, LOL LOL! I'm such a juvenile, easily amused by scat humor.

As am I. That is why I thought OJ's photo on the can was hilarious!

[up10ad]

yeah, that was a great shot IMHO. Amazing it stirred up so much crap. HAHAHHAAHA I did a punny! I am in a strange mood tonight I guess.

[Hayesimus]

Uh, that's a quote from Babylon 5, but thanks for playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9S4FRT6j6o


My bad. I realized my error without having watched the youtube vid. I have been watching so much Battlestar Galactica the past two weeks I forgot that I watched a few episodes of B5 again right before that. It all blended together. I was thinking it was something that the blonde said to baltar. Now I remember it was the 1st one saying it to sheridan or delen or someone...

[Hayesimus]

oh. btw. leg is no longer asleep. I am however experiencing a headache do to some margaritas and smirnoff I had earlier. :(

[projectdarkside]

Haha now I understand what they were talking about Lol! . . .

[Hayesimus]

You mean when they said how great and wonderful i am? ;)

[Saverino]

You mean when they said how great and wonderful i am? ;)

When did they say that? I recall it all about poo lol :laugh2:

[projectdarkside]

Oh yeah. . .YEAH, YEAH thats wha what they were talking about :)

[Saverino]

So was Hayes referring to himself as poop? :)

[Hayesimus]

I think we got off track somewhere... (scowls) ;)

[projectdarkside]

I think we got off track somewhere... (scowls) ;)WTF! Did you really just say that ROFL!!!:tounge:
-After reading this topic Lol!:tounge: . . .

[Hayesimus]

haha. I always adhere to the thread's specified topic...


(fingers crossed behind back)

[projectdarkside]

Start a new topic from within this one haha! I guarantee we could have like 20+ pages lol!

[Saverino]

New topic? Stink Beetles! Lol. JK

[projectdarkside]

http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/October/stink-beetle.jpghttp://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/October/stink-beetle-2.jpg

[Saverino]

http://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/October/stink-beetle.jpghttp://fireflyforest.net/images/firefly/2005/October/stink-beetle-2.jpg

I dont think it worked..at least on my computer it didnt. I see 2 squares with question marks which is the same as 2 boxes with red X's on windows computers.

[projectdarkside]

It showed up on mine?

Alright new conversation. . .

Who thinks OJ did it? haha!

[Saverino]

It showed up on mine?

Alright new conversation. . .

Who thinks OJ did it? haha!

I do! Wasnt there something about him getting high and admitting to killing his wife?

[Hayesimus]

beetles?! no way!

[Saverino]

beetles?! no way!

Lol. Is OJ okay?

So close... one second this time. Lol.

[Hayesimus]

wait. what was with the two boxes?!

[Saverino]

wait. what was with the two boxes?!

I clicked on reply and it said something about beetles in the link...so im guessing he was posting pics of beetles...lol.

[Hayesimus]

haha. there is a link in my signature that gives instructions on the best way to add pics to a post. by the way. Check out the pic I edited of my friend's Birthday cake! I got bored and fooled with it. I like it alright though.



3114

[Saverino]

haha. there is a link in my signature that gives instructions on the best way to add pics to a post. by the way. Check out the pic I edited of my friend's Birthday cake! I got bored and fooled with it. I like it alright though.



3114

Mmm...that is a very nice cake...looks tasty too :D

[Hayesimus]

Here's one I decorated when I worked at a catering company a couple years ago.

3115

[Saverino]

Here's one I decorated when I worked at a catering company a couple years ago.

3115

The writing and bordering thingy on the top doesnt look like its a piece of cake to do :D

[Hayesimus]

The writing was actually pretty easy. I took caligraphy in Art so I'm sure that helped. That was the first cake I ever decorated. Actually, the only one I ever decorated lol. Now when I get one made at walmart or something, I see the way they just rush the letters onto the thing and it just looks awful. I mean if I can do it pretty good. why can't they?

[Saverino]

The writing was actually pretty easy. I took caligraphy in Art so I'm sure that helped. That was the first cake I ever decorated. Actually, the only one I ever decorated lol. Now when I get one made at walmart or something, I see the way they just rush the letters onto the thing and it just looks awful. I mean if I can do it pretty good. why can't they?

Exactly...Im sure theyve done it before too, ya know?

[Hayesimus]

i think from now on i'll just tell them i'm doing the lettering at home lol

[Saverino]

i think from now on i'll just tell them i'm doing the lettering at home lol

Lol. Just have them do the decorations but no writing

[Hayesimus]

yeah. heck i might as well do it all myself. but iLazy

[Saverino]

yeah. heck i might as well do it all myself. but iLazy

Lol. One time I tried decorating a cake, and I dropped it on the floor...and made a mess haha.

[Hayesimus]

My dog would like you. Wait. Unless it was a chocolate cake. Then I'd have to put a stop to the shenanigans...

[Saverino]

My dog would like you. Wait. Unless it was a chocolate cake. Then I'd have to put a stop to the shenanigans...

It was strawberry lol.

[Hayesimus]

ew... mental note. strawberry smirnoff is not good. But other strawberry things are good. so i would have enjoyed the cake probably.

[Saverino]

ew... mental note. strawberry smirnoff is not good. But other strawberry things are good. so i would have enjoyed the cake probably.

...not after it hit the floor lol.

[Hayesimus]

don't be so sure... ;)

[Saverino]

don't be so sure... ;)

:gasp:
Lol...wow. Would you really eat that off the floor? :)

[Hayesimus]

ok no. not at all! although they did do a scientific study and found that you actually have more than 5 seconds before bacteria will settle on foods that have fallen on the floor lol

[Saverino]

ok no. not at all! although they did do a scientific study and found that you actually have more than 5 seconds before bacteria will settle on foods that have fallen on the floor lol

So the 5 second rule is true? :p

This is great news :D

[Hayesimus]

yes it is. They said you had quite a few more seconds than that on anything with a hard surface like an M&M or a Skittle but just a little more time on things like cake that are soft and porous.

[Saverino]

yes it is. They said you had quite a few more seconds than that on anything with a hard surface like an M&M or a Skittle but just a little more time on things like cake that are soft and porous.

Thats actually pretty cool. Would those rules still apply if the food was dropped in dirt?

[Hayesimus]

oh... hmmm no i think its just on like standard floor surfaces. tile, wood, etc. i don't even know if carpet applied...

[Saverino]

oh... hmmm no i think its just on like standard floor surfaces. tile, wood, etc. i don't even know if carpet applied...

I dont think carpet would apply. A lot of dirt and dusts sticks to carpet easier than floor surfaces.

[Hayesimus]

True. Plus like hair and stuff. Lint. Ew..

[Saverino]

True. Plus like hair and stuff. Lint. Ew..

Yeahh...I dont think I, or anyone, would like to eat that.

[psylichon]

we have a chat room..........

[Hayesimus]

oh yeah... lol

[up10ad]

It showed up on mine?

Alright new conversation. . .

Who thinks OJ did it? haha!

OT, hey PDS, read your email and IM, I need a name to send the mouse!

[Hayesimus]

the mouse? wtf?

[aggieman]

wow, this thread is up to 67 posts. amazing

[Hayesimus]

special thanks to Saverino. lol. Kept me up most of the night.

[aggieman]

I predict:

Saverino will be the quickest EIC poster to 1,000 (even faster than depthnerd)

Saverino will pass Hayes in post count by the end of next month

Saverino will pass John and ColsTiger in 2 months

Hayes will get upset because his title of post whore has been stripped away and given to Saverino.

[projectdarkside]

Haha! Nah Sav is a cool guy
-but he went from 821 post to 950 post in 2 hours serious haha!

[Saverino]

Haha! Nah Sav is a cool guy
-but he went from 821 post to 950 post in 2 hours serious haha!

...you can blame it on Hayes. He responds to quickly :tounge:

[OJsakila]

yea several of you guys lately have really been busy on the keyboard....
I remember last year their was some kid named cafe716 or something that was posting like a MOFO... He might have the record but I don't know...



on a side note.... I would like to know the percentage of desktop-to-iPhone ratio.... Close to 90% of mine are on the phone...

[Hayesimus]

I predict:

Saverino will be the quickest EIC poster to 1,000 (even faster than depthnerd)

Saverino will pass Hayes in post count by the end of next month

Saverino will pass John and ColsTiger in 2 months

Hayes will get upset because his title of post whore has been stripped away and given to Saverino.


I'll never give it up. NEVER!... ;)

[projectdarkside]

...you can blame it on Hayes. He responds to quickly :tounge:Yeah I noticed that also, but I'd be a hypocrite if I didnt post quickly back either:tounge: We should just make a Conversation thread where people can chat with each other, when there is noone in the official eic chat ya kno:smile:

[aggieman]

yea several of you guys lately have really been busy on the keyboard....
I remember last year their was some kid named cafe716 or something that was posting like a MOFO... He might have the record but I don't know...



on a side note.... I would like to know the percentage of desktop-to-iPhone ratio.... Close to 90% of mine are on the phone...

40% from the computer, 30% from N95, 30% from iPhone

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Here's one I decorated when I worked at a catering company a couple years ago.

3115

Hmm...

You used to decorate cakes, and you actually know calligraphy...

[Hayesimus]

I'm artistic... What are you gonna do about it.

[OJsakila]

apparently all desktop posters....

[up10ad]

Will you guys all stop posting in this inane thread please so I don't have to unsubscribe from it. ;)

[Hayesimus]

bump. ;) LOL

[projectdarkside]

WHO DID THAT!
:Looks around:
-:then pulls out his Desert Eagle: :wink:

[Saverino]

yea several of you guys lately have really been busy on the keyboard....
I remember last year their was some kid named cafe716 or something that was posting like a MOFO... He might have the record but I don't know...



on a side note.... I would like to know the percentage of desktop-to-iPhone ratio.... Close to 90% of mine are on the phone...

Probably about 98% of mine are desktop. I hardly ever post with the iPhone.

[projectdarkside]

Is it slow posting with the iPhone?
-Or do you just browse the forum when not on the desktop?

[Saverino]

Is it slow posting with the iPhone?
-Or do you just browse the forum when not on the desktop?

Well heres the thing. The only place im at with Wifi is my house. If im at my house, ill use my computer. If im not home, im most likely using edge. Edge is tooo damn slow for this forum. Once I get the iPhone 3G, I will most likely post a lot more from the phone.

[projectdarkside]

Did you read that topic in the iPhone 3G forum, about the iPhone 3G's screen quality not being on par with the v1 iPhone?
-Starting to make me. . .ya kno. . .rethink my decision on the iPhone? I'll guess I'll just wait for the launch to get my hands on one :)

[Saverino]

Did you read that topic in the iPhone 3G forum, about the iPhone 3G's screen quality not being on par with the v1 iPhone?
-Starting to make me. . .ya kno. . .rethink my decision on the iPhone? I'll guess I'll just wait for the launch to get my hands on one :)

Yeah...I read it. I hope that its a lie and not true :foot:

[psylichon]

Seriously guys it's getting ridiculous. I hate complaining about this sort of thing, but come on! 58 posts a day on average, Saverino? That's too much...

Far be it from me to try and reduce traffic on this site, but when new folks come here and see the same 2 names ALL THE TIME, it looks very bad. Just try to keep it in check a little bit huh?

You don't need a thread to go back and forth in. We have a chat for that. Use it!

[Saverino]

Seriously guys it's getting ridiculous. I hate complaining about this sort of thing, but come on! 58 posts a day on average, Saverino? That's too much...

Far be it from me to try and reduce traffic on this site, but when new folks come here and see the same 2 names ALL THE TIME, it looks very bad. Just try to keep it in check a little bit huh?

You don't need a thread to go back and forth in. We have a chat for that. Use it!

Whenever you post this, I come in the chat, and the people that im talking to like PDS and Hayes are never in it! Lol.

[projectdarkside]

Oh I'll go join now, see ya in:2cool:

[Hayesimus]

its cause I'm at work. I'll get on tomorrow night. I mean tonight. Wednesday night.

[psylichon]

its cause I'm at work. I'll get on tomorrow night. I mean tonight. Wednesday night.

download ColloQ

[Hondamaker]

Here's one I decorated when I worked at a catering company a couple years ago.

3115Ha! I didn't know it was your birthday, Hayes!

[Hayesimus]

my name's not nancy!!!

[up10ad]

... Once I get the iPhone 3G, I will most likely post a lot more from the phone.
OMG NO! Not more posting from you ;)

[Hayesimus]

hahaha. You know, between Savi and PDS, I really need to up my game if i'm gonna stay on top of the post hill...

[projectdarkside]

Haha! I dont really care about posting for the count or a race, I'd rather just help people, and continue learning :)
-Just cause someone may have 1000+ post doesnt entitle them to random friends, or respect, or because they're now labeled a "genius" doesnt make them a "mod" in quality or knowledge wise :)

[Hayesimus]

Blasphemer...

[projectdarkside]

Your lucky I dont know what that means lol, or I'd have to throw some yo mama jokes at you haha! :laugh2:

[Hayesimus]

Blasphemy is mostly in reference the church lingo. People who question the existence of god or try to disagree with doctrine are said to be committing Blasphemy. A blasphemer is one who is committing it. Blasphemous would be an adjective or descriptive word. :p

[projectdarkside]

Yeah I know haha! Ive heard the word used in church by some of the older...I mean "senior" members of church- when I went to church :)
-I would never use the word cause the way its pronounced is just weird, and you look weird for using the word lol!

That word is not cool :cool:

[Hayesimus]

I utilize my vocabulary prowess responsibly.

[Hondamaker]

my name's not nancy!!!Yeah, but you've been referred to as one many times! LMAO!!:tounge:

[up10ad]

Yeah, but you've been referred to as one many times! LMAO!!:tounge:
Nancimus ROTFLMAO! Way to go Honda!

[Hayesimus]

double grr. (scowls)

[psylichon]

Nancimus. That's so wrong... we can't let that stick.

;)

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

I utilize my vocabulary prowess responsibly.

Oh, please...

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Nancimus. That's so wrong... we can't let that stick.

;)

Gaysimus? ...

[Saverino]

Haha! I dont really care about posting for the count or a race, I'd rather just help people, and continue learning :)
-Just cause someone may have 1000+ post doesnt entitle them to random friends, or respect, or because they're now labeled a "genius" doesnt make them a "mod" in quality or knowledge wise :)

Same here! I just enjoy this place...nothing more.

[Saverino]

Gaysimus? ...

Hahaha...poor Hayes :)

[up10ad]

Don't feel a bit sorry for him. He loves any attention and he's not homophobic at all.

[Saverino]

Don't feel a bit sorry for him. He loves any attention and he's not homophobic at all.

Well then I think his title should change from "post whore" to "attention whore"

No?

[Hondamaker]

Well then I think his title should change from "post whore" to "attention whore"

No?
I'm going to have to agree with you, especially since you are the new post whore! LOL:tounge:

[Saverino]

I'm going to have to agree with you, especially since you are the new post whore! LOL:tounge:

:angry:
Lol... Im not seeing it... :)

[Hayesimus]

Well then I think his title should change from "post whore" to "attention whore"

No?


LOOK AT ME! ;)

[Saverino]

LOOK AT ME! ;)

Hahaha. We always do...in negative ways...what?! Did I say that??
Just playing :tounge:

[Buffy]

apparently all desktop posters....

Nearly all posts are from my desktop. I read posts on my phone, then reply when I get to a computer. I don't have enough patience to type on the phone very much.

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

Nearly all posts are from my desktop. I read posts on my phone, then reply when I get to a computer. I don't have enough patience to type on the phone very much.

Wow, Buffy -- your new avatar is somehow -- erotic...

[Hayesimus]

what?! Its the same as its been for a while, or did she change it briefly and then back again?

[Buffy]

Wow, Buffy -- your new avatar is somehow -- erotic...

HAHA! I stopped in my tracks and made a Scooby-Doo-sounding "huh?" when I read that! I guess I can see a little shimmy there...only you, Nappy, only you.... :wink:

[Napoleon_PhoneApart]

HAHA! I stopped in my tracks and made a Scooby-Doo-sounding "huh?" when I read that! I guess I can see a little shimmy there...only you, Nappy, only you.... :wink:

I wasn't looking close enough -- I thought you were playing a flute.

[psylichon]

LOL Nappy. We have a new nickname folks... Thank Buffy! ;)

[projectdarkside]

Congrats on your 3000th post :wink: