15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore

[seb481]

If you're a member of this forum, it means you're probably really into your iPhone, having spent hours looking for apps, or customizing your springboard and stuff.

So, do you think you are an iPhone whore?

Well, I know I am! I never miss an opportunity to use my iPhone and talk about it. I don't brag about it! No, I simply tell people what a great device it is.

The 15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore (http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/15-things-you-do-that-make-you-an-iphone-whore/):

1. You're a member of an iPhone forum
2. You posted more than 500 posts in this forum
3. You jailbreaked your iPhone
4. You know what BSD Subsystem is
5. You say the word "iPhone" more than 20 times a day
6. You're googling "porn for iPhone"
7. You're getting wet just thinking about July 11th
8. You think the iPhone could save lives if used properly
9. You have a nickname for your iPhone (mine is iPhoney)
10. Your gf is not allowed to use your iPhone
11. You don't talk to people who own a BlackBerry
12. The Verizon Voyager's ad makes you laugh
13. You look at Helio's owners with pity
14. You feel like your penis got bigger since you got your iPhone
15. You would buy an iPhone even if it was $1000

Anything to add to this list???

[RyanP]

That's hilarious--it wasn't until the past two months that I would let my gf play with the iPhone (even though I've had it almost a year). Good list.

[Saverino]

There are some funny things on that list. :laugh2:

[seb481]

There are some funny things on that list. :laugh2:
Please feel free to add some more you might think relevant... :smile:

[Saverino]

Please feel free to add some more you might think relevant... :smile:

Haha...ill try thinking of some.....

[psylichon]

16. When people ask you what's new, you find yourself discussing the latest jailbreak apps or 3G info. Even when the person who asked doesn't own nor wish to own an iPhone

[psylichon]

9. Tiffany... Tiffany the iphone (pronounced IF-ah-nee)

[kneshoba]

9. Kneshoba the iPhone

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......

[seb481]

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......
Haha, that's over the board!

[kokogirl]

Good post!

My iphone has a little iplop beanbag bed for my desk at work.

[Hayesimus]

You have studied the book of Revelations in the bible and have found scriptures that indicate the iPhone will be our salvation...

[Wes61991]

haha nice list man!

[marklynn70]

:laugh2:I just googled for #6 :wink:

[projectdarkside]

-You take a shower/ or a bath with your iPhone lol! : ouch!:
-Your avatar has an iPhone in it!
-You get in a bar fight cause you over hear someone saying that the samsung instinct is going to own the iPhone
-You have not only a case for each day of the week, but for each "mood"

I came up with these by myself!

[seb481]

you start talking about having children with your iPhone.
Haha

[seb481]

:laugh2:I just googled for #6 :wink:

so you probably ended up on my blog...

[projectdarkside]

You take your iPhone out naked in hopes of meeting another iPhone mate lol!

[monkeysrock0622]

now THATS a little overboard! LOL

[projectdarkside]

-You made all your blackberry friends switch to the iPhone, and if they didnt you spammed their email with apple/iphone news lol!
-You made you whole family convert to the iPhone regardless if they could afford it or not.
-Your on myspace top 10 friends list of that one dude who unlocked the iPhone and was like only 14 or 15 years old!
-You walk into an At&t store and smash all their other handsets displays leading up to the iPhones

[psylichon]

-You have way too many ideas for this thread

;)

[projectdarkside]

-You have way too many ideas for this thread

;)Well noone else could think of anything:frown: I was just trying to "hype" it up:tounge:

[psylichon]

I wasn't speaking to you specifically, PDS.... I was contributing to the thread

;)

[Saverino]

9. Kneshoba the iPhone

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......

:gasp:

My iPhone falls on the floor every night. But only since recently, since im going to get the iPhone 3G.

[seb481]

-You have way too many ideas for this thread

;)
I double that! haha

[Cantwait4iPhone]

Only the first two apply to me, so I guess I am in the clear :).

[MundoGrande]

When your principal overhears you saying "if I could install an iVag on this thing, oh man..."

Personal experience. :tounge:

[projectdarkside]

My principal almost got locked up, cause like 3-weeks before the prom he got put in jail for DUI charges, but was released on bail and is still are head principal lol!

[freakydeaky dutch bastard]

You take your iPhone out naked in hopes of meeting another iPhone mate lol!

Only with a BodyShield, of course

and mundo, iVag.. hilarious :tounge:

great thread seb!

[Hayesimus]

my senior year our principal who already had a previous, got a dui and then another one before he... "stepped down" :p

[projectdarkside]

my senior year our principal who already had a previous, got a dui and then another one before he... "stepped down" :pYour Location says from the south. . .and Im from kentucky so you've probably heard about cause this happened to my principal like a month ago:gasp:

[Hayesimus]

No i hadn't heard it. But honestly its not that big of a deal. I mean its not like they'd plaster it all over CNN or anything.

[projectdarkside]

Your right about that haha!
-This was the first time in my life, where I had a teacher or someone worker for the school do something that irresponsible and stupid, my teachers are such hypocrites!
-Its kinda like seeing your first "random" fight ya kno? Thats how I felt. . .except I wasnt excited, just kinda catches you off guard hehe!

[acosmichippo]

18) You charge people $5/minute to play with your iphone. One at a time, please. And no weird stuff.

[Saverino]

Im not sure if this counts but what if when people ask to see it, you tell them that, "Its called an iPhone...not a uPhone"

[projectdarkside]

No its "myiPhone" not "uPhone" lol!

[Saverino]

No its "myiPhone" not "uPhone" lol!

...well wouldnt it just me "myPhone"? not "myiPhone"


Because with myPhone, you say my, and the iphone part. With myiPhone, youre repeating the i sound twice right after another. Just a thought :smile:

[projectdarkside]

...well wouldnt it just me "myPhone"? not "myiPhone"


Because with myPhone, you say my, and the iphone part. With myiPhone, youre repeating the i sound twice right after another. Just a thought :smile:Shut up lol!:tounge:
-I slept in English class, and used sparknotes to pass most of my test HAHA!

[Saverino]

Shut up lol!:tounge:
-I slept in English class, and used sparknotes to pass most of my test HAHA!

Hahahaha! Wow...and that was my OCD thing kicking in lol. :smile:

[projectdarkside]

Hahahaha! Wow...and that was my OCD thing kicking in lol. :smile:Lol! Its all good bro, I just suck at being creative:frown:

[dcom]

You have a separate "iPhone Buddies" email list at work for your co-workers that you've converted into iPhone users. Not me, nope, I'd never do that ;)

Oh, and you and one of those buddies IM each other with comments about the the WWDC keynote while you both watch the live updates on MacRumorsLive. Again, not me, nope, never did that.

[kakofonix]

Don't know what # we're at right now, but here's my contribution:

- (At home or the office), you've moved photo frames of your loved ones to make space for your iPhone dock/charger.:embarrassed: