Dichertz's Reveal

[dichertz]

Good Day

Since my friend Sam put out a teaser as to his reveal, and the resulting reveal was fantastic, and being inspired and pleasantly surprised by Geordi/Dr Jacqueline's reveal, I thought I would put out a teaser (if anyone is interested) to my upcoming reveal:
(I certainly will not make it to 1000 posts in the next year or so, I have decided to make my reveal on my 500th post).

My reveal consists of one sentence and one sentence only: Nine words.
It is a question.
That is it.

As far as I can tell (and I haven't done all my research) no one has done this type of reveal before.

Anyone care to guess what the question is?

If ANYONE can guess the question correctly, you will win a five course dinner prepared by Yours Truly. (If you actually desire the meal, of course. Also depending on: if you do not live near the east coast somewhere: That are willing to wait until I am on tour in your locality).

To reiterate:
My reveal: An nine word question.
It really will make sense in the end.

Feeling slightly uncomfortable at attracting so much attention to myself, but then again, when "How often do you Pee" gets 96 responses and 625 views maybe my question isn't so outrageous. (Nothing personal, Hayes)

(Waiting for iCafe's return so I can sneak back into the shadows).

Sincerely,

Dana

[acosmichippo]

when was the last time you smelled your umbilicus?

[dichertz]

Thank you, Sir for your response.
The answer is negative.

GD
Dana

P.S. I believe belly button is two words, Sir.

[dichertz]

And after dwelling on your response Sir, I respectfully suggest you consult your nearest mental heath care provider..

GD
Dana

[acosmichippo]

bellybutton is one word.

at least my spellchecker says so.

[dichertz]

Perhaps it should be hyphenated, Sir.

GD

Dana

[acosmichippo]

fine.

...........

[Buffy]

Wow, that's generous of you, Dana. It's so broad - give us a hint!

[phsycology]

"Why do you give a damn who I am?"

And where was I during this "Hkw often do you pee thread?". I am soooooo gonna bump that up :p.

[Hayesimus]

"Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" being that the winner gets dinner and all. lol

[Hayesimus]

"Why do you give a damn who I am?"

And where was I during this "Hkw often do you pee thread?". I am soooooo gonna bump that up :p.



Just go look at my profile and click threads started by Hayesimus lol. Its in there somewhere. :P

[phsycology]

"Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" being that the winner gets dinner and all. lol

Ooooooohhhh that's good.

[Hayesimus]

"What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[dichertz]

Wow, that's generous of you, Dana. It's so broad - give us a hint!


Good Day Buffy.
Thank you for your interest in my self-serving thread.

The personal pronoun "I" does not appear in the sentence, however, "me" does.
There is one (1) comma.

Good Day
Dana

[jjvaldez]

"Why the [f]uck do you care who i am?"

thats nine words..

is that is it?? did i win??

[dichertz]

"Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" being that the winner gets dinner and all. lol

Hayes
Good Day Sir

You have a hell of a lot of the words correct, but the actual intent is incorrect.
You are also missing the comma.

Please try again.

Good Day

Dana

[dichertz]

"What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?"

You forgot to quote Monty Python.

[dichertz]

"Why the [f]uck do you care who i am?"

thats nine words..

is that is it?? did i win??

JJ Good Day

I would never be so tasteless, Sir

Please try again.

Good Day, Sir

Dana

[phsycology]

Would you like to get to know me, sometime?

That's it isnt it?

Or

How would you like, to get to know me?

[Hayesimus]

How about this. Don't give us the exact words but tell us what they are. I mean like, 1st word=article adjective, 2nd word=noun, 3rd word=verb or verb transitive or preposition or whatever. lol, maybe then we can get a better idea of the answer. or rather the question... is this Jeopardy?

[psylichon]

If you want to know me, ask a question.

[Hayesimus]

hmmm that actually sounds like him...

[Starry]

WOH.. that sounds just like Dana LOL :)

[psylichon]

starry, lol + wtf + haha and such at your new avatar.

[dichertz]

Would you like to get to know me, sometime?

That's it isnt it?

Or

How would you like, to get to know me?


phsycology, Good Day and congratulations Sir.
You have won the dinner

Your second choice is very, very close. Although the words are not completely correct, the intent IS.

I know there are further entries in this contest to be addressed, but you got into the ballpark first.

Good Day, Sir

What type of meal do you prefer?

Dana

[dichertz]

If you want to know me, ask a question.


Although psychology guessed the intent first, Dave has paraphrased my reveal correctly.
You win a dinner as well.

My reveal is to be:

"So, what else would you like to know about me"?

I thought it would be more efficient to answer questions that people might have about me than to write about myself, and honestly, I couldn't think of anything interesting to write.

SO there you have it.

Thank you to those who participated in my meaningless thread.

Good Day

Dana

[psylichon]

Well, only 77 more posts to go. I love the riddles. Just try to make it more lewd next time, ok? Keep it interesting

:D

[Hayesimus]

haha. Two dinners!?!?! Wow. Its like some sort of club now. :S

[themanofthedark]

that's 67, Dave.

[psylichon]

damn .

[phsycology]

phsycology, Good Day and congratulations Sir.
You have won the dinner

Your second choice is very, very close. Although the words are not completely correct, the intent IS.

I know there are further entries in this contest to be addressed, but you got into the ballpark first.

Good Day, Sir

What type of meal do you prefer?

Dana

Nah you're all right. I live in the UK so, unless you sent a TV dinner LOL I don't think you could do it.

[Hayesimus]

If you go to the UK to make him dinner, it's so gonna be on CNN.

GLOBETROTTING IPHONE FORUM USERS HAVE DINNER PARTY

lol

[phsycology]

If you go to the UK to make him dinner, it's so gonna be on CNN.

GLOBETROTTING IPHONE FORUM USERS HAVE DINNER PARTY

lol

Lmao that would be so cool!

Oh that reminnds me; I had my picture taken today for the newspaper for abseiling down my school's clock tower for charity :-D.

[kokogirl]

Lmao that would be so cool!

Oh that reminnds me; I had my picture taken today for the newspaper for abseiling down my school's clock tower for charity :-D.

I am enjoying Dana's thread, but I would also like to see your picture! Can you post it?

[dichertz]

Nah you're all right. I live in the UK so, unless you sent a TV dinner LOL I don't think you could do it.

Good Day Mate,

What is a TV dinner?
Something you have in the UK?
:angry:

Good Day

Dana

P.S. Hell: A place where the politicians are French, the police are German and the chefs are British.

[dichertz]

I am enjoying Dana's thread, but I would also like to see your picture! Can you post it?

Please, do Mate.

I used to climb, and would love to see it.

Good Day
Dana

[Hayesimus]

I used to climb trees. Then I found out that trees harbor spiders. We've not gotten along since...

[Alexander]

Good Day Mate,

What is a TV dinner?
Something you have in the UK?
:angry:

Good Day

Dana

P.S. Hell: A place where the politicians are French, the police are German and the chefs are British.

Please, I know you're keen on appearing high class - but you can't convince me you've never heard of a TV Dinner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_dinner)...Where have you been hiding?

[acosmichippo]

dude, they don't have that **** in europe...

[Alexander]

dude, they don't have that **** in europe...

They're absolutely disgusting - but I would of thought people would have at least heard of them.

[themanofthedark]

let me clear a few things up here,


Psychology lives in the UK,

Dana lives in the US.

Now, the argument that they dont know of such terrors as TV dinners in Europe is completely invalid, as psychology was the one to offer Dana to send a TV dinner to him.

Dana is from Boston, if i am correct.

[Hayesimus]

Thank you. I was wondering why no one was paying attention to that fact lol

[psylichon]

I'm quite certain Dana knows what a TV dinner is. He is a drummer, after all.

Sorry, Dana, drummer jokes just are simply irresistible to me.

I'm sure he lived off them at one point in his life but has since graduated to fine dining. Just guessing.

[dichertz]

Please, I know you're keen on appearing high class - but you can't convince me you've never heard of a TV Dinner (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV_dinner)...Where have you been hiding?

Alexander, Good Day.

I think you misinterpreted my set up and feed line for my "Hell" joke as unawareness of Mr Swanson's contribution to the world of fine cuisine.

Your assignment therefore is to study the usage and effect of feed lines and punchlines in comedy.

My suggestion would be to study:
Old Time Radio:

Jack Benny: http://www.otr.net/?p=jbny

Jack Webb: http://www.otr.net/?p=pnfh
(Yes, THAT Jack Webb. Doing comedy. This show is one of the best written comedy shows of all time).

Thank you for your interest, however.

Good Day Sir

Dana

P.S. Sir, if I ever appear high class, please let me know. I will stop it as soon as I am able.

[dichertz]

I'm quite certain Dana knows what a TV dinner is. He is a drummer, after all.

Sorry, Dana, drummer jokes just are simply irresistible to me.

I'm sure he lived off them at one point in his life but has since graduated to fine dining. Just guessing.

Dave
Good Day

I never mind being the brunt of a good drummer joke.
Could you find one for me?
:angry:

Actually, Sir, ham and swiss with a lot of mustard would have been my survival meal.

Good Day Sir

Dana