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Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:10 AM
So. I have realized recently that I'm weird in YET another way lol. I only pee on average twice a day. Most people i've told this to are like, OMG! What's wrong with you! Answer? Nothing. I just don't have to go. Like I peed yesterday at like...530pm, went to work, worked 12 hours, and here it is 805 am and I'm JUST NOW getting the urge. I can't explain it. I'm a freak of nature. And I drink plenty too so its not that I'm not intaking enough. Weird huh? Probably too much information, but just curious. How often do you pee?! Also any other weird abnormalities can fall into this thread. Like my friend witha deformed ribcage(hump) could also tell us about that in here. If he had an iPhone. Yeah...

Eragon
04-08-2008, 09:28 AM
Should we answer the question under normal conditions, or while guzzling beer. For some reason, I can hold out for a long time while drinking beer. But, once you let loose the flood gates, it never stops. :laugh2:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:30 AM
OH drinking is excluded. I pee every five minutes when i'm gettin ****ty. lol i just mean normal fluid intake.

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 09:32 AM
Once you break the seal while drinking, it' all downhill. I usually go 4-5 times a day. I drink a lot of fluids though. Interesting thread.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 09:34 AM
Does anyone know how I can train my dog to raise his leg when he pees?

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:38 AM
Once you break the seal while drinking, it' all downhill. I usually go 4-5 times a day. I drink a lot of fluids though. Interesting thread.


Yeah, i'm good like that. Completely random yet engaging threads. That's what I bring to the table...

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 09:39 AM
Does anyone know how I can train my dog to raise his leg when he pees?

Ohhh nooo, is he a squatter? All of my male dogs would only raise their legs to pee if there was a female either living in the house or if a female had been around recently. It's pretty crazy because my friend's dog always raised his leg but once my friend's female dog died the male stopped raising his leg. Other than adding another dog (eek) to your house, I'm not sure of a way to get him to do it.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:40 AM
Does anyone know how I can train my dog to raise his leg when he pees?
HAHAHA! so does he just wizz on himself? Has he watched you pee ever? You should demonstrate(not recommended outdoors during daylight hours).

Eragon
04-08-2008, 09:41 AM
He doesn't squat. He stays on all fours. Dumb dog pees on his legs, his soccer ball, and when I get home from work or a long trip, my feet.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:41 AM
haha. is that the only dumb thing he does? or is there more? maybe he's challenged!?

Eragon
04-08-2008, 09:45 AM
He's challenged, alright. He spends a lot of time evaluating the girl-dogs next door. We know he's fixed, but he doesn't.

While we're on the pee subject, ever wonder why dogs seem to want you to watch them go potty? I mean, Harry will look right at me while he's taking care of business.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 09:48 AM
well they also walk around naked, they probably view the exiting of biomass(pee and the like) about as interesting as the intake of biomass(food)

powersrus
04-08-2008, 09:57 AM
OMG!! Something has GOT to happen soon with the iphone......we are now down to the--
(How often do you pee question!!) :) :).....Anyway to answer the question..I think I'm the weird one. I pee omg probably 15 or more times aday. There MUST be something wrong with me!!!!!! :)

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 09:59 AM
OMG!! Something has GOT to happen soon with the iphone......we are now down to the--
(How often do you pee question!!) :) :).....Anyway to answer the question..I think I'm the weird one. I pee omg probably 15 or more times aday. There MUST be something wrong with me!!!!!! :)

Don't you just love having a tiny bladder?

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:02 AM
Don't you just love having a tiny bladder?

Might be a problem during a long movie. Would definitely be a problem during a long road trip.

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 10:15 AM
Might be a problem during a long movie. Would definitely be a problem during a long road trip.

Gah, you're telling me. I thought it would be wise to get a large jug of Simply Lemonade before leaving for my drive to Atlanta. I must have stopped 5 times. It was really good lemonade though.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:18 AM
haha! Yeah i can remember as a kid my mom would be like,"Go use the bathroom before we leave." and i was always like,"i can't. i don't have to go." and then i would get yelled at for it. :S

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:18 AM
Gah, you're telling me. I thought it would be wise to get a large jug of Simply Lemonade before leaving for my drive to Atlanta. I must have stopped 5 times. It was really good lemonade though.

And, the rest rooms are not the nicest. I feel real bad for the ladies that have to use such facilities. I'd almost recommend going behind a bush. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:18 AM
as in before we go on a trip or something. sorry.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:22 AM
Before the trip is a given. Once you are 5 minutes into the trip, your middle daughter will announce that she has to go to the bathroom and can't hold it any longer. Travelling in Virginia, along I-81, there aren't many places to stop.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:24 AM
haha. tell her no and then let her ride the whole way there. bet she doesn't do it again! and of course you may have to deal with child services. BUT at least she learned a valuable life lesson. (totally kidding. I do not promote malicious treatment to children... :P)

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 10:41 AM
So. I have realized recently that I'm weird in YET another way lol. I only pee on average twice a day. Most people i've told this to are like, OMG! What's wrong with you! Answer? Nothing. I just don't have to go. Like I peed yesterday at like...530pm, went to work, worked 12 hours, and here it is 805 am and I'm JUST NOW getting the urge. I can't explain it. I'm a freak of nature. And I drink plenty too so its not that I'm not intaking enough. Weird huh? Probably too much information, but just curious. How often do you pee?! Also any other weird abnormalities can fall into this thread. Like my friend witha deformed ribcage(hump) could also tell us about that in here. If he had an iPhone. Yeah...

The older I get, the more I pee. For the first time in my life, I'm careful about how much fluid I take in before bedtime. If I don't, I have to get up around 5Am and hit the can.:frown:

Buffy
04-08-2008, 10:46 AM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this Before the trip is a given. Once you are 5 minutes into the trip, your middle daughter will announce that she has to go to the bathroom and can't hold it any longer. Travelling in Virginia, along I-81, there aren't many places to stop.
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:46 AM
haha. wow. who knew there could be so many... perspectives on pee. anyone ever peed BLUE? i haven't. but i've heard its possible...

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 10:47 AM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

I've never noticed it, but I guess they might.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:48 AM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

I guess if a guy needed to raise his leg to pee, sitting down would certainly make it easier. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:50 AM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....


Well about the men sitting thing. Well, so i was talking to my ex. And she was talking about her BF(now hus) and she was saying that he was gonna be in construction or highways or something, and that he'd have to learn how to pee standing up... I paused, as I was slightly shocked and speechless. AND then I was like, "huh?" and she continued to explain that he NEVER pees standing UP! He SITS! I busted out laughing! I was like, "WOW! You chose HIM!? Instead of me? I can pee standing up dammit!!! hahaha." I've never felt jealous of him since... :P

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:52 AM
Well about the men sitting thing. Well, so i was talking to my ex. And she was talking about her BF(now hus) and she was saying that he was gonna be in construction or highways or something, and that he'd have to learn how to pee standing up... I paused, as I was slightly shocked and speechless. AND then I was like, "huh?" and she continued to explain that he NEVER pees standing UP! He SITS! I busted out laughing! I was like, "WOW! You chose HIM!? Instead of me? I can pee standing up dammit!!! hahaha." I've never felt jealous of him since... :P

But, can you write your name in the snow? :smile:

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 10:53 AM
I guess it all depends on how they were potty trained. Maybe their moms didn't want them to wet their pants so they taught them to squat.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 10:55 AM
But, can you write your name in the snow? :smile:


Not tried. I don't pee outside. :P I think that's what seperates us from the animals. Indoor plumbing.

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 10:57 AM
Not tried. I don't pee outside. :P I think that's what seperates us from the animals. Indoor plumbing.

If you went camping, fishing, hunting or hiking you would.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 10:57 AM
If you went camping, fishing, hunting or hiking you would.

And let's not forget the leaves...

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 11:03 AM
And let's not forget the leaves...

We were talking about peeing, but thanks for the refresher.:foot:

IphoneTony
04-08-2008, 11:07 AM
about 3 times a day.. Give me a six or 12 pack.. Ill go every 30 mins

Eragon
04-08-2008, 11:09 AM
about 3 times a day.. Give me a six or 12 pack.. Ill go every 30 mins

But, what do you do during the Giant's game?:smile:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 11:23 AM
If you went camping, fishing, hunting or hiking you would.

You forget, i've gone without peeing for 15 hours at a time. i've been camping before. there is always a bathroom SOMEWHERE!!!

Eragon
04-08-2008, 11:26 AM
You forget, i've gone without peeing for 15 hours at a time. i've been camping before. there is always a bathroom SOMEWHERE!!!

Hey! Swimming pool doesn't count. :wink:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 11:29 AM
HAHA! actually that thought DID cross my mind! :D

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 11:47 AM
You forget, i've gone without peeing for 15 hours at a time. i've been camping before. there is always a bathroom SOMEWHERE!!!

Not me. I've been camping where we had to dig a latrine.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 11:52 AM
haha. Well, i know this is gonna come as QUITE a shock. but... the outdoors really isn't my scene. WHAT hayesimus doesn't like nature? Well, I just don't like to be without things like a sink, and a toilet, and a microwave... :P I would like to go camping again, but unfortunately i know I would end up having a terrible time. It always happens. GOd my last trip to the river was a DISASTER. A friend of mine i worked with nearly tried to punch me. We were all drinking and whatnot. Anyway, yeah. I had a terrible time. I do like the beach however. Even if i'm just relaxing on it. But i could also be just as entertained in my back yard if I get a pool. so yeah.. i'd rather enjoy civilization.

aggieman
04-08-2008, 11:55 AM
I'm usually good for about 8 or 9 beers, once the seal breaks, i'm draining the lizard every 30 minutes.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 11:59 AM
My dog is pretty good about holding it in. I fill his saucer dish, he sucks it down (actual laps it up until it's dripping down his face :smile:), and I never know when I should let him out. After about an hour or so, he parks himself in front of me, looking kind of sad. Does he want to play? Does he need to go?

Wait too long, I have a puddle to clean up. Take him outside, he starts to play. After playing kick the ball and fetch for, say three kicks, he decides it's time to take care of business.

Dog won't even go pee if it's raining. I have to go out with him to reassure him that he won't melt.

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 12:05 PM
My dog lucy also ABHORS peeing in the rain. She'd "tiptoe" around like,"Ew... oh... um... its wet..." lol I was like,"You B!+@#, pee already!!!!"

Eragon
04-08-2008, 12:10 PM
And, let's not get started when we have to prepare for a family vacation, and Puppy boy has to go to the Doggy Hilton!

Dog knows something is up. Shakes the entire time we're packing, with his normally high-flying tail, tucked down. I tried cheering up twice by playing hard with him. Would you believe he peed on the floor twice. Didn't think twice about where he was aiming, either. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-08-2008, 12:17 PM
I've never gone further than across town with Lucy or Roxy. But LMAO, one time on a family vaca, we were on our way home and then dog, Bear, had REPEATEDLY indicated he needed to make a PITbullSTOP. but my stepdad(jerk) kept driving. Suddenly, Bear's tail went up and out came a FLOW of fecal matter!!! Everyone moving in slow motion to varried corners of the minivan we occupied. THANK GOD, i was in the back seat with one between the dog and I. Yeah... good times.

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 02:58 PM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

Following up from the Movie Quote game, that would be Rat Race. Awesome movie. :laugh2:
It's also a really, really disgusting thing to say.

Buffy
04-08-2008, 03:00 PM
Following up from the Movie Quote game, that would be Rat Race. Awesome movie. :laugh2:
It's also a really, really disgusting thing to say.

Yep - my mother is an extremely proper individual (old school Brit). I had to explain it to her while being careful. She laughed so hard, she cried - shocked me!

Eragon
04-08-2008, 03:01 PM
For those of us with nothing better to do with our lives than watch movies, who remembers that scene from Bruce Almighty where the dog is sitting on the pot reading a newspaper?

I've tried to get Harry to study that scene, but he seems more interested in healing his overly red Puppy eyes.

psylichon
04-08-2008, 03:02 PM
I'm not sure any amount of boredom could justify the existence of this thread. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

...

...

... about 5-8 times a day depending on how much beer.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 03:02 PM
Yep - my mother is an extremely proper individual (old school Brit). I had to explain it to her while being careful. She laughed so hard, she cried - shocked me!

Isn't there proven medical evidence that if you laugh too hard you can do more than cry?? Hint. The subject of this thread. :smile:

ColsTiger
04-08-2008, 04:26 PM
Bout time to call TMI on this thread!

Hawk
04-08-2008, 04:57 PM
I think it depends on how much you have during the day. I get to work at 8am, have two 20 oz. cups of coffee, and then usually don't have to go till returning from lunch at about 1pm.

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:10 PM
So. I have realized recently that I'm weird in YET another way lol. I only pee on average twice a day. Most people i've told this to are like, OMG! What's wrong with you! Answer? Nothing. I just don't have to go. Like I peed yesterday at like...530pm, went to work, worked 12 hours, and here it is 805 am and I'm JUST NOW getting the urge. I can't explain it. I'm a freak of nature. And I drink plenty too so its not that I'm not intaking enough. Weird huh? Probably too much information, but just curious. How often do you pee?! Also any other weird abnormalities can fall into this thread. Like my friend witha deformed ribcage(hump) could also tell us about that in here. If he had an iPhone. Yeah...

Is this National Stream of Consciousness Month or something?

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:12 PM
OMG!! Something has GOT to happen soon with the iphone......we are now down to the--
(How often do you pee question!!) :) :).....Anyway to answer the question..I think I'm the weird one. I pee omg probably 15 or more times aday. There MUST be something wrong with me!!!!!! :)

So do I, but I think it's a combination of my age and probably an enlarged prostate that I should probably get checked out.

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:14 PM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

Another good term is "pokin' daylight..."

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:17 PM
Yep - my mother is an extremely proper individual (old school Brit). I had to explain it to her while being careful. She laughed so hard, she cried - shocked me!

Better watch those British mothers (I had one); they know all the good rhymes and jokes and they won't hesitate to impart them to you -- at least mine did.

Eragon
04-08-2008, 06:18 PM
This topic could really benefit from a web app like edit grid, budget buster or Pee Tracker that can let you know when it's time to go based on an integrated calculation of supply/demand, and pain endurance.:smile:

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:19 PM
Isn't there proven medical evidence that if you laugh too hard you can do more than cry?? Hint. The subject of this thread. :smile:

Ask women who've given birth what an innocent sneeze can do...

Napoleon_PhoneApart
04-08-2008, 06:20 PM
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but don't some men squat (sit) rather than raise their leg (stand), too? :tounge:

And this
reminded me of that movie..."DAD, I'm prairie-dogging!!" :laugh2: Hey, when you gotta go....

Buffy -- I've always admired urinate sense of humor...<nyuk, nyuk!>

Eragon
04-08-2008, 06:24 PM
Ask women who've given birth what an innocent sneeze can do...

I don't have to ask. I'm told that routinely, and warned to stay clear of the bathroom. :smile:

Youngbinks
04-08-2008, 06:42 PM
For those of us with nothing better to do with our lives than watch movies, who remembers that scene from Bruce Almighty where the dog is sitting on the pot reading a newspaper?

I've tried to get Harry to study that scene, but he seems more interested in healing his overly red Puppy eyes.

I would love to be able to teach a dog to use the bathroom like that. Imagine the money you could make from desperate pet owners trying to train their pets.

Buffy
04-08-2008, 06:58 PM
Ask women who've given birth what an innocent sneeze can do...

Aww, in a fitness class at the gym, we were told to do jumping jacks from one end of the gym to the other. By the time I reached the end I looked around and half the class was gone. To the bathroom. Young mothers. :gasp:

kokogirl
04-08-2008, 07:50 PM
I pee a lot. Maybe 10 times/day. I will keep a tally tomorrow and report back.:2cool:

themanofthedark
04-08-2008, 09:42 PM
hayes.

what the f-ck??

lol..

on topic, er, like 3 times a day, maybe.

around 7:00, 16:00, and 22:00

(wake up, come from school, go to bed)

Jhors2
04-08-2008, 09:47 PM
I am not even joking, as long as I don't have a lot of soda to drink or something, once a day, the only time I do it more is if I'm bored and I just am standing near a bathroom do I ever go more than that.

Ramesh
04-09-2008, 01:29 AM
Maybe twice?

Eragon
04-09-2008, 06:28 AM
Try running the fawcett in the sink. It does wonders. :smile:

Youngbinks
04-09-2008, 08:04 PM
I went out last night and broke the seal rather early. In the 4 or so hours I was at the bar I went probably 8 times. It got to be quite inconvenient.

kokogirl
04-09-2008, 08:46 PM
I forgot to count today...

Eragon
04-09-2008, 08:58 PM
I lost count today. I think it's a number between 1 and 10...:wink:

psylichon
04-10-2008, 02:31 AM
I crap far more than I pee. But I have colitis.

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.

Ramesh
04-10-2008, 12:50 PM
I crap far more than I pee. But I have colitis.

Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.
huh - I have UC as well.

Hayesimus
04-10-2008, 01:29 PM
that sucks! sorry to hear that.

Youngbinks
04-10-2008, 02:14 PM
My brother-in-law has UC as well. 10 minutes after eating dinner he's off to the bathroom. Quite an unfortunate condition.

Hayesimus
04-10-2008, 02:26 PM
i don't know much about this. what is it?

Eragon
04-10-2008, 02:28 PM
i don't know much about this. what is it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

Hayesimus
04-10-2008, 02:32 PM
oh that sucks. My tummy gets upset really easily. But i think its my nerves. I'm nervous all the time. I'm like a chihuahua

Eragon
04-10-2008, 02:35 PM
But, does your doggy get the pee scared out of him when you say it's time to go to the doggy Hilton? Mine does. Big, brave and hairy, Harry Spotter. His teeth are sharper than his bite. Should have named him Peeboy.

By the by, Harry does like to eat Peas. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-10-2008, 02:36 PM
ew, even I don't like peas...

psylichon
04-10-2008, 03:53 PM
My UC is well under control via medication but it really is a nightmare when you're young. I got through the embarrassment with humor.... lots and lots of extremely immature humor. I got quite the reputation from my friends as "the poop guy". Though I've mellowed as I aged, I still like me a good poop joke.

Ramesh
04-10-2008, 03:55 PM
My UC is well under control via medication but it really is a nightmare when you're young. I got through the embarrassment with humor.... lots and lots of extremely immature humor. I got quite the reputation from my friends as "the poop guy". Though I've mellowed as I aged, I still like me a good poop joke.
Yea, I'm on meds too, so it's isn't bad except during flair ups, which I'm about 6 or 7 month removed from my last bout.

psylichon
04-10-2008, 04:16 PM
Yea, I'm on meds too, so it's isn't bad except during flair ups, which I'm about 6 or 7 month removed from my last bout.

I only get flareups when I'm lax on taking my medication for a long time. Taking them again resolves it quickly. I'm barely taking them these days and I've been fine. Still need to schedule a colonoscopy. Aaaaanyway...

:tounge:

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 05:59 AM
yay! Ya know, not MANY people could start a thread that would become a poop thread! I really feel as though I've accomplished something here...

Starry
04-11-2008, 10:07 AM
*Shakenhead* Yep leave it to my boy here to start a post about pee'ing... *Howling* Come on Apple.. give us something to fix or break so we don't have to resort to THIS! LOL... Hayes.. Hayes Hayes...... Momma loves you baby... don't know why.. but Momma loves ya!! LOL

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 10:18 AM
OMG! i was totally bumming and then i was like,"hmmm, wonder if there are any new posts... STARRY!!!!"

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:22 AM
Hayes, I hope you realize that you started something. First, a pee thread. Now, there's a separate pooper thread. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 10:27 AM
what? i don't see a pooper thread. are you pulling my leg!?

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:29 AM
It has taken over this thread:

http://www.everythingicafe.com/forum/general-discussion/using-your-iphone-in-your-job-26613.html#post237097

Starry
04-11-2008, 10:29 AM
OMG! i was totally bumming and then i was like,"hmmm, wonder if there are any new posts... STARRY!!!!"

Yeah I'm back like a bad STD baby! *Howling*

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:34 AM
Yeah I'm back like a bad STD baby! *Howling*

Did you mean a bad LTD? :smile:

2809

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 10:38 AM
HAHA I'm not sure relating her to a "boat" is exactly the kind of Welcome she needs!

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:39 AM
Far from it. Actually, I was trying out that new picture trick you taught us. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 10:48 AM
i just thought it was the NORMAL way. lol i didn't know i was being clever!

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:50 AM
You were being yourself. :wink:

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 10:54 AM
Now i'm trying to figure out if you really didn't know it already or if you are just being sarcastic lol

Eragon
04-11-2008, 10:56 AM
Look at my avitar. Of course I'm serious. I have two computers at home. Windows and my iMac. I don't use an image upload service, and I, like others, I was struggling with a way to post the images. Found your instructions, and away I went.

If you look closely at that posting, you will see a "Thanks" from me. :smile:

Hayesimus
04-11-2008, 11:00 AM
well i'm glad i could help! :D

kokogirl
10-17-2008, 10:12 PM
I just want to revive the PEE thread. I drink a lot. Coffee, diet coke, and water. Sometimes iced tea, or G2. I pee very often.

Lincoln
10-17-2008, 10:16 PM
I have to pee right now, actually.

up10ad
10-17-2008, 10:25 PM
Thanks for that insight Lisa! I read somewhere that in Arctic Service training they read you the riot act if you pee yellow in the snow because it is an indication that you aren't hydrating enough. I guess the same is true anywhere though. Just say no to yellow pee!

OJsakila
10-17-2008, 10:33 PM
Great thread! I drink a ton of h2o. They say if you pee any color other than clear you are dehydrating. You have to pee all day like you've had a 12 pak to stay optimal.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg144/OJsakila/untitled-3.jpg

Saverino
10-17-2008, 10:35 PM
I've noticed I've been peeing a lot more than usual... But I've also been a lot thirstier lately and have been drinking a lot more. Maybe that explains it :p

OJsakila
10-17-2008, 10:43 PM
I've noticed I've been peeing a lot more than usual... But I've also been a lot thirstier lately and have been drinking a lot more. Maybe that explains it :p

If you could drink 3 gallons of water a day, that wouldn't be enough! Keep drinking

Hayesimus
10-17-2008, 11:50 PM
Actually, clear is bad and indicates an infection. Of course so does dark yellow urine. Its supposed to be a light golden color. Not clear. Not yellow. :p

Hayesimus
10-17-2008, 11:50 PM
oh yeah. WHAT THE HECK! Why did my old thread get brought back to life?!

psylichon
10-17-2008, 11:53 PM
Actually, clear is bad and indicates an infection. Of course so does dark yellow urine. Its supposed to be a light golden color. Not clear. Not yellow. :p

Very unreliable. I go by taste.

OJsakila
10-18-2008, 12:20 AM
Very unreliable. I go by taste.

damn you're ona roll! LOL. No fence-riding with your humor tonight!

Youngbinks
10-18-2008, 12:21 AM
I have to pee now and I'll think about this article as I do.

Urine (http://school-for-champions.com/health/urine_color.htm)

psylichon
10-18-2008, 12:21 AM
damn you're ona roll! LOL. No fence-riding with your humor tonight!

http://www.spike.com/blog/thief-receives/69162

Possibly NSFW.

OJsakila
10-18-2008, 12:23 AM
oh yeah. WHAT THE HECK! Why did my old thread get brought back to life?!

great thread, Hayes! I must have missed it the first time around. Glad it's back! As a matter of fact, I've got to pee this SECOND and go on to bed....




.......and quit "pissing" people off!

OJsakila
10-18-2008, 12:26 AM
http://www.spike.com/blog/thief-receives/69162

Possibly NSFW.


You should have posted that one in the "How often do you poop?" thread.

Ouch.

up10ad
10-18-2008, 10:23 AM
Very unreliable. I go by taste.
Gawd Dave, you made me LOL again. And that link! It looks like even less fun than a colostomy.

dichertz
10-21-2008, 02:56 AM
Some things never change.
Like this thread.

Good Day

Dana

phsycology
10-23-2008, 01:38 PM
I pee loads, but don't intake that much fluids. But I hate going to bed with ANY FLUID in my bladder, so I might pee, then read for twenty minutes, then go pee again before going to sleep. And that was my contribution to the pee thread.

dichertz
10-23-2008, 04:35 PM
Would anyone like to hear about my Kidney Stones?

phsycology
10-23-2008, 04:47 PM
Would anyone like to hear about my Kidney Stones?

Go ahead :)

dichertz
10-23-2008, 05:18 PM
Good Day Mate.

Well, first of all they don't actually look like stones.
If you took a Budweiswer (or Bass Ale) bottle and smashed it and took all the tiny little pieces of glass and glued them together-that is what a stone looks like. Now take that little piece of glass and put it in your kidney where it floats around and pokes holes on the INSIDE if your kidney. When this "stone" decides it is done with your kidney it moves slowly and painfully trough your to your bladder where it resumes the hole poking bit.


Then this little piece of glass decides it wants to
leave your bladder and guess the route it takes out of your body?

Dana

phsycology
10-23-2008, 05:35 PM
Yikes!!! How big is this???

dichertz
10-23-2008, 06:09 PM
That is a rather personal question Sir.

psylichon
10-23-2008, 06:12 PM
Ahahaha, good to have you back, Dana!

phsycology
10-23-2008, 06:17 PM
That is a rather personal question Sir.

:o I meant the Kidney stone!!!! I meant the kidney stone for gawd sake!!!!!

Buffy
10-23-2008, 06:29 PM
LOL...I rather like the turn this thread has taken.

kokogirl
10-23-2008, 06:53 PM
I agree with Buffy. I am glad I revived the pee thread. Sorry about the stones, Dana. Ouch.

up10ad
10-27-2008, 11:30 PM
Good to see ya back Dana.

iCafe
10-28-2008, 11:41 AM
Pause this Thread

Hayesimus
10-28-2008, 11:47 AM
Pause? I doubt it...

phsycology
10-28-2008, 05:53 PM
Soory caf, I cant find the remote!

dichertz
10-28-2008, 06:18 PM
Pause this Thread

I think there is a joke coming, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

Good Day Sir

Dana