FSJ "MacWorld Suspense is Killing you, right??

[KNK]

Well, here is more today.

The suspense is killing you, right? (http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/01/suspense-is-killing-you-right.html)


So I was just hanging out in the executive sweat lodge with Jonny and we were laughing about how all the fanboys are just salivating and drooling and peeing in their pants this week wondering what we're going to announce next week. Jonny says that in the world of an Apple true believer this week, the week before Macworld, is either the best week of the year, or the worst, or both. He says you're all like a bunch of kids on Christmas Eve, all amped up on sugary treats and unable to sleep. Apparently a ****load of kooks have already started landing at SFO today, with more flocking in all weekend.

Well, I can't tell you what the big surprise is. But as I've said before, (http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/01/we-are-going-to-blow-your-mind-next.html) it's big. And it's a surprise. It's something you'd never have imagined, not in a million years. It is going to change the world. Like, from now on, all of history will be divided into two eras -- the time before this product was unveiled, and then the rest of time. It's the future. Only, as John Edwards says, tomorrow begins today. (http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/01/john-edwards-actually-said-this-out.html) Or Tuesday. Whatever. You get it.

[Lincoln]

I'm not going over until Monday. I am curious, though.

- John

[KNK]

I'm not going over until Monday. I am curious, though.

- John
I just sent you a PM.

[Youngbinks]

I'm trying not to think of MacWorld that way it doesn't seem like it's that far away. Just a few more days now.

[DUKEL]

If it's not a 3G iphone or an iPhone nano I could care less.

[funkeruski]

If it's not a 3G iphone or an iPhone nano I could care less.

I think you meant to say you couldn't care less.

[gerstyd]

I'm not going over until Monday. I am curious, though.

- John

Dont take this as trash talk at all, I am just curious. Are you going for a reason, or just because you like apple. Do you have a booth or something?

[GailLA]

It is going to change the world. Like, from now on, all of history will be divided into two eras -- the time before this product was unveiled, and then the rest of time.

Sounds like the lead up to the Segway. Now that really changed the world, not!

[patrickj]

I still like the sound of a Newton / tablet revival - though latest rumors (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/01/11/sources_apple_newton_tablet_not_ripe_for_macworld. html) say that's a project in the works (Yay) but not ready for Macworld ...

[KNK]

I still like the sound of a Newton / tablet revival - though latest rumors (http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/01/11/sources_apple_newton_tablet_not_ripe_for_macworld. html) say that's a project in the works (Yay) but not ready for Macworld ...


I think something along the tablet but more Grander, like the minority report thing. That glass panel thing from a few weeks ago when you set your camera on the glass and pulls up the pics etc. This is it. I bet on it. I Bet that KMGjr guy.:gasp:

[patrickj]

I think something along the tablet but more Grander, like the minority report thing. That glass panel thing from a few weeks ago when you set your camera on the glass and pulls up the pics etc. This is it. I bet on it. I Bet that KMGjr guy.:gasp:

They're supposed to be doing lots with the multitouch tech, so guess they're could be devices at various sizes being worked on. He often seems to pull some rabbit out of his hat that nobody was expecting ...

[KNK]

They're supposed to be doing lots with the multitouch tech, so guess they're could be devices at various sizes being worked on. He often seems to pull some rabbit out of his hat that nobody was expecting ...


Well "There something in the Air" is the theme for this MacWorld. Its tied to that.

[JoeT]

I think something along the tablet but more Grander, like the minority report thing. That glass panel thing from a few weeks ago when you set your camera on the glass and pulls up the pics etc. This is it. I bet on it. I Bet that KMGjr guy.:gasp:


No - I cracked the code. The key phrases are "will change the world" and "you'll talk about the world before that day and after that day".



They are announcing the iSegway. :D

[Lincoln]

Dont take this as trash talk at all, I am just curious. Are you going for a reason, or just because you like apple. Do you have a booth or something?

Well of course I'm (was) going because I like Apple! But my girlfriend also had a conference in San Fran on Wednesday, so I decided to go to Macworld.

However, the her conference was just canceled due to a lot of people being ill, so I decided to stick around here for this year.

- John

[KNK]

No - I cracked the code. The key phrases are "will change the world" and "you'll talk about the world before that day and after that day".



They are announcing the iSegway. :D

The segway is banned in alot of places.

The song "Something in the Air" is from Thunderclap Newman, very Beatles sounding which Stevo Loves. And the verse over and over is:

"We have got to get it together..now"

[KNK]

Well of course I'm (was) going because I like Apple! But my girlfriend also had a conference in San Fran on Wednesday, so I decided to go to Macworld.

However, the her conference was just canceled due to a lot of people being ill, so I decided to stick around here for this year.

- John


Does that mean the iPhone conference party is off??:frown:

[Lincoln]

Does that mean the iPhone conference party is off??:frown:

Sadly so, buddy. :frown: Again I say, we can look forward to next year.

Wait, did I just say 'We can look forward to next year' when this year's expo hasn't even happened yet? Weird.

- John

[OJsakila]

I've been rubbing my magic ball(s)....

[Youngbinks]

Whoa! OJ a new pic! I don't know how I feel about this.

[KNK]

Whoa! OJ a new pic! I don't know how I feel about this.


Yeah I waited till someone else spoke first, love the original, that is you.:2cool:

[Lincoln]

Your original is like my dog, OJ; it's gotta say!

- John

[OJsakila]

Your original is like my dog, OJ; it's gotta say!

- John



Ok ok I was just checking things out.......We'll go back...

[Youngbinks]

Whew, I was getting a bit uneasy there. Welcome back OJ.

[OJsakila]

Man I should've known I'd get reamed for that....What was I thinking?!

[Lincoln]

Wait... is that the original? I don't remember the being only blue/white behind OJ's head.

- John

[KNK]

Man I should've known I'd get reamed for that....What was I thinking?!


I have noticed, that everyone who reaches genius status they change their avatar. I don't want to name the others. MacMan did to then switched back.

Okay...OJ get your cap and leather gloves, we got work to do, there has been some things going on while we were chit-chatting here.:gasp:

[OJsakila]

Wait... is that the original? I don't remember the being only blue/white behind OJ's head.

- John


I've got three or four of them... I use them as avatars for ALL my forum memberships throughout the web... I"ll run thru a couple more in the next ten minuets or so until we get it right...

[OJsakila]

I have noticed, that everyone who reaches genius status they change their avatar. I don't want to name the others. MacMan did to then switched back.

Okay...OJ get your cap and leather gloves, we got work to do, there has been some things going on while we were chit-chatting here.:gasp:

fill me in... Since its your thread I'm assuming this isn't considered "hijacking?"

[OJsakila]

This one is even bluer..

[KNK]

fill me in... Since its your thread I'm assuming this isn't considered "hijacking?"
You can do like you want, buddy, there is no hijacking here, only those terrorists do that.


Now, your avatar, it looks smaller, and def not the bluer on, in my openion.

[Lincoln]

Shame. I expected to all sorts of junk when Googling you, juice. Only two results (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=OJsakilla&btnG=Google+Search).

There is apparently (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=MacManPro&btnG=Google+Search) another MacManPro at MMi, YouTube, and Mac Forums.

As for K (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=KNK&btnG=Search), none of the results on the first page link here, despite the fact that you have 1,624 posts. Weird.

- John

[lman]

Your original is like my dog, OJ; it's gotta say!

- John
i dunno, i kind of liked the one where you were sitting on the sidewalk...

that was you sitting on the sidewalk right?

[aknightstale41]

Hmm, i see your name above your avatar all the time oj, and only now i deciper it, (ojs a killer)
Guess i wasnt paying attention, but a hyphen or 2 would help :laugh2:

[phsycology]

Hmm, i see your name above your avatar all the time oj, and only now i deciper it, (ojs a killer)
Guess i wasnt paying attention, but a hyphen or 2 would help :laugh2:

lol I hadn't noticed that either.

[Lincoln]

i dunno, i kind of liked the one where you were sitting on the sidewalk...

that was you sitting on the sidewalk right?

That it was. I was outside of Starbucks.

- John

[OJsakila]

That it was. I was outside of Starbucks.

- John



O the sweet sweet starbucks... I can feel it pumping thru my veins... God I love coffee!

[KNK]

O the sweet sweet starbucks... I can feel it pumping thru my veins... God I love coffee!

SORRY TO READ THAT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND BACK IN JAIL IN LAS VEGAS:angry:

[Lincoln]

SORRY TO READ THAT YOU WERE ARRESTED AND BACK IN JAIL IN LAS VEGAS:angry:

Shame shame. No Starbucks in prison, juice.

- John