[Hayesimus]

HAHAHA. Well... I do have another story that's pretty funny. AND I'm hoping people realize that I'm telling the story because it was an innocent slip of the tongue and it doesn't mean I'm gay. But... one day. I'm at work at Dairy Queen. And I'm headed to clock out from work. I look at the people next to me and in my head think, I'll either say 'I'm leaving now' or 'Bye now'. But when the words came out of my mouth I said,"I'm bi now..." Everyone's eyes opened a little wider. Then in my head I was like, OMG that sounded like i just said I was gay!! So then I made my wonderful attempt at recovery: I said,"I mean I'm gay now." Everyone's mouths dropped to the floor. I said,"GAH!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN I'M LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!" and I ran out the door! lol No one ever mentioned it to me again. It was too weird. That's why I usually don't think before I speak. That ends in disaster... :S




Now here come the gay jokes....