[Hayesimus]

So... I was working at the video rental store and one of my best friends was this girl named Amy. Well. Her grandfather killed himself by stripping and electrical wire, wrapping it around his neck and legs and plugging it in or something to that effect. He was electrocuted to death. So... My friend Amy had to go out of town right after this happened. Well one day Amy's mom calls up to work and requests that I recheck Amy's movies. I said,"Hey! How are you doin? Bet your missing Amy." (forgot about Amy's grandfather and all) Then her mom says,"Yeah, well its been real tough what with my grandfather and all." And I said,"OH YEAH... how are you doing?" And she said something like,"I'm doing as well as I can." And then I said it. The most horrible thing ever! I said,"Yeah, it was pretty shocking from what I've heard..." THEN IT HIT ME!!! Electrocuted... SHOCKING!?!?!?! CRAP!!!!!!!!!! WHY did i choose the word SHOCKING!?!?! SO then I'm like shoot, crap, dang it!

And her mom just said,"Yeah it was..." She didn't realize the irony of what I said. But I was so freaked out that I just rushed her off the phone and said,"Well, I'm gettin a line of costumers now. I will recheck those movies. Hope you feel better. Bye..." lol I told Amy about it and she said,"Wow. my god. WOw." Much later on, she and her mom were eating and out of no where her mom said,"Amy, you know what Hayes said to me about your grandfather's death? He said it was shocking... hmmm." And that's all that was said. :S